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last-minute paging-cancel

Refers to the insanely-frustrating act of asking an employee over the PA system to come and assist with something, only to then say, "never mind" a long while afterwards, when said frazzled employee has hastily "dropped everything" and speed-walked almost all the way up to the area where he was asked to present himself.
The last-minute paging-cancel is especially infuriating/draining if the responding employee has had to go through a lot of difficult preparation before heading to his requested locale, such as cleansing his extremely-soiled hands, changing into cleaner/neater attire, setting down a huge armload of items, powering off a complicated piece of equipment, etc.
by QuacksO May 10, 2019
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Juan Minute

Juan Minute
A minute in which a person or persons is more productive than most individuals would be in a normal minute
That fence only took Juan Minute to build
by bayster127 June 30, 2019
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McMillion Minute

An unusual amount of time that is undetermined to be waiting on a teammate to ready up in any xbox game.
Holy shit McMillion are you goin to take a McMillion Minute to ready the fuck up so we can play.

McMillion “I thought I was readied up im sorry guys”
by TastyRage December 25, 2019
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Jew minute warning

When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.
Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?

Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning
by MackZee February 2, 2020
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Mindful Minute

When your class is out of control so you give them less homework work time by making them hide their eyes from you with their heads down not talking or making any noise of any kind.
Do we need to go into a mindful minute?
by zebrahorse1110 February 21, 2020
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Shit Minute

As time moves faster while shitting, a shit minute will usually last around 3 regular minutes.
Tyler: Want to play Warzone?
Brad: Yeah just give me a couple shit minutes
by ItsNorth April 11, 2020
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5 Minute Ass Bitch

Damn bro, why are you bein a 5 minute ass bitch?
by Truthspeaker093111 April 16, 2020
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