Mike 

Well , hey its mike. what a fucking legend!!!

"Mike will listen, I always know he always will".

"hey! who drank all of my beer??!"

"oh it was that mike kid!"

A man's man !!!!!
Tells it as it is !

Mike tells it as it is
his pet name for his girl is 'Moby Dick'
Told her last time he saw an arse like that it had a harpoon in it !

Mike by mary from the dairy February 4, 2010

Mikados 

To stick ones index fingers up one's bottom so that it looks like a mikado stick , all pooey

'Hey lets get our mikados on'

Mikados by jdrtttttttttgt May 5, 2009

mike huckabee 

What you get when you cross Kevin Spacey with Gomer Pyle.

Gawleee, Shazam!! Sgt. Carter, Sgt. Carter, I feel SHAME SHAME SHAME!!! I just butt-fucked Kevin Spacey!! We're naming our new backwoods, inbred retarded love child 'Mike Huckabee'!

mike huckabee by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009

Mike Mills 

The bassist of pop/rock band REM, he also sings on a few songs and he plays piano very well!
Once climbed up a watertower and got arrested.

Hey look, it's Mike Mills up there up the watertower!
Shiny happy people sings Mike Mills under the shower

Mike Mills by Maddy A. July 24, 2006

Mike's mum 

Possibly the most sexual being you will ever lay eyes on. This smoking hot chassis can't walk past you in the street without her chebs being on display. Boy oh boy those bazongas are just lovely.

Known to patrol the streets of Liverpool in her favourite crotchless tracksuit during certain times of the year

Ben: "Here Patrick, did you see Mike's mum the other day?"

Patrick: "Mmmmm Mike's mum"

Mike's mum by P.G Tips October 21, 2010

Mike 

Clueless, yet trainable.

Mike is completely clueless about asking you to dance. But it's ok, he's trainable.

Mike by SquishyG September 24, 2013

Mike 

Friendzoned...

OMG...he just asked me out but I can’t because he’s a Mike

Mike by Benson muscle Pedersen blood April 16, 2019