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Ass merging

When two homies connect their assholes creating super long tunnel between their mouths. This manouver isn't gay tho
Jacob: „Hey, bro, have you ever tried ass merging?“
Felix: „No.“

Jacob: „And do you want to?“
Felix: ...
by ElPapo131 March 13, 2020
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Frankie Mermaid

a man who some would say is... swimming in bitches.
Frankie Mermaid: "What's my name?"
Prostitute: "Frankie Mermaid.."
Frankie Mermaid: "And why is that?"
Prostitute: "Because you are swimming in bitches."
by nobody important :) September 6, 2020
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dio merda

It's a very used Italian expression which means god is a shit. For example “che male dio merda/What a pain! God shit“ or “mi si è rotto il telefono dio merda/My phone just broke!God shit”
che male dio merda/What a pain! God shit

“mi si è rotto il telefono dio merda/My phone just broke!God shit
by tesei28_que_gira November 4, 2020
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The Mere Postulation

A posh way to dismiss an idea one finds stupid or worthless.
Jim: Yo Bill can I borrow 5 bucks?
Bill: HA! The mere postulation!
by The Insult Man May 28, 2021
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Kwusty Mere

The words Kwusty mere have a large spot in the hearts of many people. It is a symbol of kindness and laughter. When it first left the mouths of the musty manager tears erupted from my eyes. My life has never been the same since
On camp
Fredster.new - sir how much longer are we gonna be walking for?
Teacher - stop being such a musty dumpling. Get on walking and become a kwusty mere
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Freddie Mercury

Freddie Mercury (9/5/1946-11/24/1991), Born Farrokh Bulsara, was the lead singer of the English rock band Queen, an AIDS awareness figure, and one of the most well-known queer music artists of all time (he was bisexual). Known for his 3-octave voice range covering F♯2 to G5, he was an influential factor in the rock genre of the 70s. As a member of Queen, he was inducted postmortem into the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame in 2001 and into the Songwriters Hall of Fame in 2003. Mercury died on November 24, 1991 at the age of 45 years old due to complications from Autoimmune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS). His legacy and work for raising awareness for HIV and AIDS have been carried on by the Mercury Phoenix Trust, so we ask that you please support the cause and/or donate if you can.
"Freddie Mercury is one of my favorite singers due to his tone and range."
by SupaGamer2017 November 30, 2022
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make some mermaids

To "make mermaids" is to shoot jizz into a toilet. After flushing, the sperm reach the ocean, inseminating fish of the female variety. The fertilized egg will develop into a mermaid or merman, depending on the whether the sperm carries an X or a Y chromosome.

Because merfolk are a sterile hybrid (that is, they cannot reproduce), the continued existence of merfolk culture is contingent on the ongoing flushing of semen. Please give generously.
Person 1: What are you gonna do when you get home?

Person 2: I'm gonna hit the shower, make some mermaids, and do some homework.

Person 1: You know, shower jizz doesn't technically fit the definition given above.

Person 2: Well at least it's clean of shit.
by Generous Doner October 16, 2011
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