McDonalds

heaven on earth for michael.

michael: how much wuld it cost to buy out the whole place?

by anonymous December 7, 2004

Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine

When someone shits in your mouth and then you spit it on the shitter's chest.

This girl was in to some really kinky shit, she wanted a Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine.
Did you do it?
Of course.

by DoctorPool October 18, 2018

McDonalds

Where mandems hang out in there Vauxhall corsa

Hey mandem I'll meet you in McDonalds car park in ma pimping corsa.

by Severingshrimp August 4, 2017

Mcdonalds Apple Pie

The act of ejaculating while a female strokes your dick. This is a type of assisted masturbation however, there is no lube of any kind allowed.

My cock was is pain after the McDonalds apple pie that I recieved last night.

by AN0SEater March 20, 2020

McDonalds Miu

A woman that cropped Byakuya and Makoto p0rn

McDonalds Miu is amazing

by Idiot with a small brain August 10, 2021

Ronald McDonald

When a girl allows a guy to give her oral pleasure while on her period and he comes back up with red around his mouth.

" he got Ronald McDonald last night and he was pissed "

by Mind scramble January 16, 2015

Eating McDonald's

Eating McDonald's means smoking marijuana

You remember the last time we were Eating McDonald's? You ate all your boogers!

by tha farkinator December 27, 2008