marty robbins

the man, the myth, the cowboy chad himself
creator of such bangers as big iron and el paso
did i mention he was a nascar driver?

the most badass soul to ever exist

girl: i would totally fuck marty robbins

boy: honestly same

by Xx_joemother_xX May 18, 2022

Matt Milk

See a pool of murky liquid in the corner? You guessed it, thats matt milk. Matt milk is a liquid form of moldy bread. It can spontaneously occur near a matt and drips down every surface that a matt lingers on.

Ew get that matt milk away from me.
TBH matt milk is kinda tasty

by noobstertheBIG September 9, 2022

matt stone

a VERY FINE man who make south park, baseketball, orgazmo, team america, and canniball the musical

person 1: hey do you know who matt stone is

person 2: yea hes one of the creators of south park

by lagoonyy May 8, 2023

Matt Stone

some hot guy who is the co-creator of South park and baseketball guy and has a sweet ass

guy: Matt Stone is so hot
guy 2: ikr

by XonionX June 8, 2023

Matt Sturniolo

The finest mf to ever walk the planet. He's so fine I started galloping. This is my second definition of him. My first one was he's really fucking hot. But I wanted to make another one with my acc name. So yeah.

Matt sturniolo makes me wanna scream👍

by emilywright444 July 29, 2023

Matt Sturniolo

THE HOTTEST FUCKING PERSON TO WALK ON THIS EARTH 🔥

"... wait i forgot who the hottest and chillest person on this earth is"

matt sturniolo.
(p.s this was made 2 days after their 20th birthday but still ML GUYS!!!)

by smoochintheman August 3, 2023

matt canada

A terrorist employed by the Pittsburgh Steelers, probably born in Cleveland. He should no longer have a job, but he gave Mike Tomlin’s son a scholarship. Canada is so ass that during the 9/18 Steelers game the fans chanted “fire canada”.

Random person: Hitler is the worst person in history!
Pickensburgh: Matt Canada is worse

by BigO_naz October 3, 2023