Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch

A game you shouldn't play. You will experience pain. You will suffer. You will loose your friends. You will loose your family. You will regret how you sacrificed those 60 dollars. You will loose everything.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna play some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch?
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.

by NotJayIstg November 2, 2020

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Mario Jumped

Having a Cobold Rape your face in a game of Dnd

The Elf was mario jumped, and then ridiculed by all his friends.

by FlimsyYam November 23, 2010

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mario bottler

(On playing Mario Kart DS on a wi-fi connection) - One who avoids losing a Mario Kart race by switching his or her Nintendo DS off mid-race, much to the amusement or frustration of competing gamers. From the cockney rhyming slang, bottler.

I'm going to win... oh no, the other guy's bottled it. He's a mario bottler!

by Will Millinship December 14, 2008

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mario dance

All I can say is that its just hilarious.

Hey wanna do the Mario Dance?

LOL

by KinniStyle August 3, 2007

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The Mario of

The phrase,"the Mario of", pertains to things that seem to be mediocre. Derived from all multi-player Nintendo games where Mario is kind of the "middle of the road" character when it comes to the attributes of the player.
Speed.......***
Acceleration***
Weapons.....***
Handling....***
Braking.....***

The Chevy Cobalt is like the Mario of Vehicles isn't it?
Denny's is the Mario of Restaurants.

by DanielBrowniel March 4, 2008

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