lumpkin

when an ogre gives a blumpkin and possibly participates in other sexual acts such as an alaskan pipeline.

ewwwww JJ is getting a lumpkin from that hairy thing.

by luneber March 19, 2009

a cup hot of tea and two lumps

same as tea bagging but the girl and or prostitute has a mouth full of hot water

a cup hot of tea and two lumps

by captain jack hammer December 9, 2008

lumpkin

A weird word that can be added to another word following a hyphen to give your speech a weird flare.

That pom-pom is a fuzzy-lumpkin

by Hannah Lumpkins June 24, 2006

lumple

when two people who make out are so close together they look like one person

those two look like a lump
(the questioin is, A lump of what?)

by you have one guess who was here October 19, 2003

Lump

A dog who although has been run over many times still loves to chase cars.

"Lump, come back here boy, that is an ugly car."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Lump on a log

Lump on a log, meaning solid and trusting, will always be there for you.

I can always count on her. Shes a real lump on a log

by Sunshine all day January 19, 2020

Fatty Lumpkins

1. A terribly obese individual.

2. Marijuana

"Whoa, you see that fatty lumpkins over there?"

"I sure do, and she looks good!"

"Gross dude! I wasn't talking about the fat chick, I meant the ganja on the table."

"Ooops, that's what I meant too!"

by MayMay08 April 29, 2007