Lance is short for Lance-romance, which means that your boy is putting in overtime with a girl. Or Lancing.
Come one Lance, let's leave this party.
Look at Chris, getting his lance on over there.
You coming to the game with us, or are you getting your lance on tonight with Leigh.
Look at Chris, getting his lance on over there.
You coming to the game with us, or are you getting your lance on tonight with Leigh.
by Ciznal April 26, 2007
Get the Lance mug.A member of N'Sync who revealed he was gay on July 26, 2006, even though it was so obvious that he was a homo. He also enjoys having dirty sanchez's with his boyfriend Reichen Lehmkuhl.
Lance Bass: "Hello everyone and thank you for coming. I would like you all to know that I am gay and I enjoy having anal sex with my lover Reichen Lehmkuhl. He's my little princess."
Reichen Lehmkuhl: "I will say that Lance is happier than he has ever been. It has been a long ride and it's a huge relief and I couldn't be happier for him and I couldn't be more proud of him."
Reichen Lehmkuhl: "I will say that Lance is happier than he has ever been. It has been a long ride and it's a huge relief and I couldn't be happier for him and I couldn't be more proud of him."
by yourfuckinworstenemy August 10, 2006
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An absolutely beautiful woman. She has skin that is like mother of pearl it is so luminous. You can't look into her eyes without falling into them . . . and because they are infinite, you will be stuck forever. You will be under her spell and she will have complete control over your every thought. She is compassionate and will help you but not let you get too close - if you do, she will get terrified and turn away. Because of this she is destined to never feel it "all". She is the iconic personification of the perfect woman.
by recon333 February 3, 2010
Get the Lane mug.Pretty much the coolest town ever. Filled with amazing people, very funny, beautiful people, NO drugs, brown people, and other cool stuff.
WAY cooler than baraga, fyi.
WAY cooler than baraga, fyi.
by Larry Coolah April 16, 2011
Get the L'Anse mug.Landen is both a masculine and feminine name but sometimes more a feminine name. He/SHE can be hard to get along with often times. Landen is gay 9/10 times just so you know.
by Lowkeydumbb March 9, 2019
Get the Landen mug.All-Star Houston Astros outfielder/first baseman. Amazing player. Once hit a baseball out of the ballpark. While playing in the Astrodome. Also known as the Big Puma. Has a career OPS of one billion. Can out-A-Rod A-Rod (and, in this context, to "A-Rod" means to be a really good hitter, not be a really shitty clutch player). He can replace "Casey" in "Casey at the Bat," only he wouldn't strike out if he were the subject of the poem.
"Hey, Joe BaseballAnalyst, who would you want up to the plate with runners on, down by one, with two outs, in the bottom of the ninth, in the seventh game of the World Series?" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball
"I would want David Ortiz. Such a clutch player." - Joe BaseballAnalyst
"No, you dumbfuck! You would want Lance Berkman. The Big Puma is awesome. Besides, "clutch" doesn't exist!" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball
"I would want David Ortiz. Such a clutch player." - Joe BaseballAnalyst
"No, you dumbfuck! You would want Lance Berkman. The Big Puma is awesome. Besides, "clutch" doesn't exist!" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball
by David T. W. May 21, 2008
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