lapino

A person who can hear things that normal persons cannot hear. Mostly annoying sounds.

Person A: Wow, the fans of your Xbox 360 make a super annoying noise.
Person B: Oh please, you're such a lapino!

by Shrimprefuge January 6, 2008

Laptop Gangsta

a person who talks trash behind a laptop; someone who gets a sense of invulnerability behind the Internet due to anonymity; a pretend gangsta persona; a punk that will talk trash in front of total strangers in chat rooms

a lakeland girl getting beat up by 6 girls because she talked the trashed at myspace. they all knew where the Laptop Gangsta lived

by C. Aaron Browbowski October 21, 2008

cunt lapper

a usually offensive word for someone who lick girls vaginas, and lap up the juices from their cunt.

"Don't tell anyone about this, i don't want to be known as a cunt lapper."

by billy bob forton July 12, 2007

LAPD

The most unorganized police angency in the history of mankind, known for racial profiling, being in every single cop movie, in every police case where people are run over by tanks.

The LAPD also has a UHF communications network that rivals that of most european countries.

so please, if your gonna smoke weed, do it in LA, you'll never get cought

"Wow, the LAPD are idiots"

by IrishRepublicanArmy October 15, 2003

scousers laptop

A cheeky little expression for a take-away Pizza eaten out of the box while sitting down. Now that's imagery!

"Mate, I'm wasted, lets get a scousers laptop."

by Jake Burrell July 20, 2006

A Momentary Lapse of Penis

Thinking with your dick instead of your brain.

A slightly different take on Pink Floyd's 1987 album "A Momentary Lapse of Reason", used to describe the process in which the male anatomy overrides all rational decision making. Similarities can be drawn to "the heart wants what the heart wants", but "what the penis wants" is more powerful, visceral, and immediate.

Jack: Dude, you must have been beer goggling last night. That girl was such a butterface!
Jim: Yeah, I had a momentary lapse of penis.

John: Why the hell did I out my crush like that and admit to having all these feelings...I don't even like her that much!
Jake: Blame it on a momentary lapse of penis!

by nearly civilized February 18, 2010

Laptop dimples

Indentations left on the legs, usually just above the knees, after an extensive laptop computing session.

I spent so much time working on my thesis I had laptop dimples for an hour.

by EddieM August 23, 2008