Lacoochee feet

Dirty,tuff feet that rarely wear shoes. Lacoochee you find a lot of these feet.

You have them Lacoochee feet,just like your Dad.

by Amy Norris July 23, 2022

Lachlan

A connoisseur of Mario Kart and Maze runner lore. He visually resembles that of beaker from the muppets with his down turned smile and impeccable jaw line. He gets all the women, and men but wants no one because he's devoted to the lord and Mario. Every Sunday he gets on his knees for the lord in a few different kinda ways ;) he commonly says phrases in the mushroom kingdom dialect consisting of "WAH" and "HOO" and can be frequently found making tier lists of his favourite types of bad dragon products. He can usually be found with an Angus by his side, whether he wants him there or not.

Girl 1: "oh my god is that Lachlan? he's so hot! is he single?"
Girl 2: "yeah, but he wants a good christian girl"
Girl 1: "oh ok.." *VISIBLY SAD*
Lachlan: : "WAH HOO."
Girl 1 and Girl 2: *blushes wildly and faints*

by ShartBuster November 14, 2022

Lacquorite

The taste of Whiteboards

Person 1: This whiteboard tastes Lacquorite
Person 2: Why the fuck would you taste a whiteboard

by Steven Griffin II September 27, 2023

Lust Lacker

Noun.

Describes a person who has a lackluster sex life and lacks sexual fantasies.

My husband is such a lust lacker... he hasn't asked me to dress up as Batgirl or let him have a threesome or anything.

by The Amazing Bill O'Reily June 9, 2011

shooting laces

Thick, heavy and long male ejaculate that explodes out in a manner that resembles long shoe laces after sexual intercourse or masturbation.

Guy 1: Let's hit the casino fellas, where is Troy at?
Guy 2: He's in the bathroom shooting laces.

Guy 1: Is Johnny gonna make the tee time?
Guy 2: No, he said he was up all night shooting laces.

by Texas2Fists June 12, 2014

the lactose intolerant friend

The friend that never shuts the fuck up about being lactose intolerant. This friend more than likely isnt even really lactose intolerant. This type of friend manages to mention that they're lactose intolerant in every conversation.

Friend 1: "Do you guys want snacks for the party?"
Lactose Intolerant Friend: "As long as there is no cheese. Remeber I'm lactose intolerant?"
Friend 2: "Wow, you're definitely the lactose intolerant friend."

by MMMmonkeys March 4, 2021

Franchesco Lachowski

MOGGER, MODEL, FRIEND OF JORDAN

-Bro Chico/Franchesco Lachowski came back to the runaway!!!
-u fr?

by sunbreak showdown October 15, 2023