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moose knuckle 

NOOOO! It has nothing to do with women! It's the male version of a camel toe, a large unsightly bulge in a man's pants be they spandex, blue jeans or business!
Did you see the moose knuckle on that guy shopping for $2 country CDs at Goody's?
moose knuckle by DEMON CHILD MEGS October 6, 2005

Butt-knuckle 

1.)The smelly brown knuckle of the finger or thumb inserted in someones butt. 2.)The person inserting said finger or thumb 3.) The act of inserting said finger or thumb in one's butt, possibly due to boredom or lack of interest. 4.)Someone who complains alot but does nothing and/or offers no suggestions about how to remedy the problem he/she is complaining about.
Dave is such a butt-knuckle that rather than do something useful he'll just sit there with his thumb up his butt complaining about everything. Hey can you help me with this right after you go wash the stink off of your butt-knuckle. Don't go butt-knuckle on us now we may still need your help before it's all over.
Butt-knuckle by Bradley Brandt November 3, 2005

white knuckle ride on the skin bus

'I woke up this morning and took a white knuckle ride on the skin bus'

Moose Knuckle 

Because camel toe has an ugly sister.
Dude, what are you thinking?! She doesn't have a camel toe, that's a moose knuckle!

Fuck Knuckle 

Idiot, tool, moron, fool, useless bastard, politician
stop telling me what to do and sort the country out you fuck knuckle!
Fuck Knuckle by Englishdude January 30, 2010

White-knuckle ride 

When your knuckle are made white from grasping onto the bowl as you take a fierce dump.
That Chinese buffet cut me up. As soon as I got my ass home I took the white-knuckle ride.