Junk

Jewish spunk. Semen created in the (typically smaller than average) ball sacks of Jewish males. Large quantities of junk can be found during the act of a synagake.

David drenched Lindsay in a gallon of Junk after their son's bar mitzvah.

by Craig in NYC July 13, 2011

tittle junk

Phrase used when something goes wrong and/or is stupid; bullshit

“Ohhh tittle junk, ‘Ol Ron did it again!”

“Get a life you freak.”
“You get a life! This is tittle junk!

by Vogue_Bitch February 2, 2021

Jankity-junk

Busted ass shit that barely functions.

Ashley's no name shitbrick phone was jankity-junk and she knew it. Shit couldn't even run ScratchCrap@

by Trelios May 29, 2020

Junk Knuckle

The point at which a penis bends.

Dude, his wang is so crooked it has a junk knuckle

by Whcgonzo October 28, 2011

Junk Fuck

A person who rides around in an old beat up pick up truck looking through peoples trash for metal scrap to take to the junkyard to exchange for cash.

Junk Fuck: "You got major electrical problems, dude"

Ken: "Who was that guy?":

Brian: "Oh, some Junk Fuck"

by Superood February 18, 2023

Junk in the trunk

The presence of a large object/group of objects in your pants

Wow, Jeff has a big junk in the trunk

by BlurryFace2 December 2, 2017

Shake Junk

When you thrust your hips forward and start shaking your stuff around like your life depends on it.

"Joe's wang was still sore from last night's rave, he had done the Shake Junk all night long, he may be hurting, but it was so totally worth it."

by JoeeoJ123321 May 16, 2016