Josh

A small kid with an annoyingly high-pitched voice.spoiled.
Has the worlds smallest penis. But you can't help not having him as your friend. Kinda cool when you get to know him.
Doesn't like porn, so people think he likes guys.

Other guy:hey Josh check out this chicks rack.

*shows him pic*
Josh:eeeeewwww!!!!!
Other guy:your gay.

by Kevinmckevinface October 18, 2011

Josh

A real sleazy dickhead, pretends to be a loyal boyfriend, when really he likes millions of other girls and checks them out all the time even right infront of his girlfriend. he lies and cheats. a real sexist douche bag. thinks he could get with any girl he wanted when really everyone thinks hes an absolute loser. Cant hold a relationship cause hes too small minded, needs to grow the hell up and treat his girl right otherwise he wil be left out in the cold! small chubby dick too!

Girl 1: ew, josh is the biggest sleaze, chekcing out all the girls
Girl 2: i know right, feral pig. no girl would touch him anyways
Girl 1: haha agreed, what a douche.

by asdfghjklzxcvbd October 2, 2011

josh roth

the ska king. the king of ska. built.

josh, the ska king, is extrmemely built.

by rhomuslux March 16, 2005

JoshFace

When you are so pissed off that you look to your right and show all teeth nice and wide and close your eyes and let out a hellasious roar.

A) He made a joshface because he couldn't get that cotton candy maker at miejer.

B) He tottaly gave me a joshface when he was cornered in that tub.

by Miejer employee November 26, 2011

Josh Calanchie

Josh Calanchie's are the best! They are super sweet and caring, and smart. They are awesome people to hang around and are great friends! Josh Calanchie's are the type of people who will listen to you with an open mind set and will always try to make you feel better! They are loyal and trustworthy and can keep any secret and will always stick with you! Josh Calanchie's are very cute and are great boyfriends! They treat girls with respect and are romantic, they can make anyone laugh, and are really good at accents! Josh Calanchie's are halarious and will have you fall in love! <3

Girl 1 "Wow who is that over there?"
girl 2 "Oh him, thats Josh Calanchie!"

by carlsmister4 December 28, 2011

josh dun with you son

When you are so done wtih someone you become Josh on the drooms

I am josh dun with you son.
Person 1: Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub...
Person 2: Kanye-not
You: I'm so dun with both of you
Person 2: josh dun with you son

*drums into the sunset*

by Tyjoaf May 29, 2016

Josh

A man who prentends to be a ladies man, but hides his secret..... homosexuality.

Josh is so far in the closet he lives in Narnia.

by Savanahhh.69 July 5, 2017