Scatman John

Professor of scat

"ski ba bop ba dop bop"

by Rob July 13, 2003

John Ritter

an actor who played Jack Tripper on Threes Company

rest in peace john

by Admir DeMondo December 23, 2003

Elton Johning

Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done

I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.

by Andrew Stone January 1, 2009

John Mcafee

Jesus Christ of the modern era

John Mcafee died for our sins, but his spirit is still running in the background.

by Zeke_Yeager June 23, 2021

John Winston

The 3rd Principal Goliath, whom himself dominated and destroyed the Ottoman Empire. Believed to be semi-godlike, he granted immortality to the Bah family. He leads an army of approximately 67,582,000 Winstonites; who also serve under Commander Johnadu Bah, Princess Gracedu Bah, and General Enzodu Bah. His archnemesis, Oscardu Bah, attempted to revived the remains of the fallen Ottoman Empire, but was executed by order of John Winston.

Aaron: He's in site behind the desk.
Aidan: Did I ask though?
Pierre: No, but John Winston did.
Oscar: I'm short.

by gayebolapenis December 2, 2020

John Fleming

SHUT UP RIGHT NOW!!! DONT YOU DAR SAY THAT TO ME!
Hello? I just wanted to say sorry for earlier. I don’t know what came over me.
Waaaaaaa waaaaa! Feel sooo guilty! Please forgive me.

2nd Drefinition -
You can see butt crack

Joe Bloggs is crying - “Joe, stop being such a John Fleming”

Butt crack is visible - “You are having a John Fleming moment.

by Kallo160 January 15, 2019

John Abruzzi

John Abruzzi is a major mob boss played by Peter Stormare in the show Prison Break. He was sentenced to life in Prison for multiple counts of murder. He escaped from Fox River State Penitentiary with the help of Michael Scofield and several other inmates. After escaping the inmates separated. Michael never gave Fibonacci's location. John, now a man of God went to his wife and kids and planned to go to Sardinia, but still wanted to take revenge on Fibbonacci. When he arrived he realized he was set up and surrounded by FBI agents, refusing to go back to prison he held his cross tight in his hands and said, "I kneel only to god. I don't see him here." He raised his weapon and was gunned down. Peter Stormare wanted to pursue his career in movies so requested his television character be killed off. Besides John being shot multiple times in the chest, it is unknown if he is dead (there is no funeral,or definite representation of his death) In an interview he said Fox had requested he come back as John Abruzzi. But Prison Break was cancelled after season 4 (two seasons after John was gunned down) Many believe he survived the ambush through the use of a bullet proof vest (not proven). John may have been a character in season 5, as well as Michael Scofield. But it is left open to the public, many believing John is deceased. Some proof that could back up Johns survival and return would be through foreshadowing when he leaves the group and says,"who know, mayb we'll meet again"

John Abruzzi survived
He was under the protection of GOD
The wiki says John is dead because he was never shown as a character again in Prison Break

by Prison Breaker August 20, 2013