jelly mustard

why did you want to see this. THIS IS WHY YOUR DAD LEFT

jelly mustard is gross dont eat it

by Pro gamer3802 February 15, 2023

Jelly Smosh

A word used to discribe the love you have for another when "I love you" just isn't enough

Hey take care and remember jelly smosh
I really appreciate all you've done for me, jelly smosh

by Pigeon shit December 25, 2022

poo jelly

The residuum remaining after three wipes of one cloaca. Usually a result of eating pizza or other wheat based repast the night before. The jelly usually is exacerbated with heat and sweat.

I need to go to the bathroom and clean up. I ate pizza last night and have poo jelly downstairs.

by VJ Singlemalt May 16, 2016

Jelly bean

Known to have a head that looks like it's been squashed in a vice

"Who's the cunt with the head working on me truck doing the Horton fan" , that's jelly bean man, " Ah yeah but whys he taken the gearbox out?"

"Don't hassle the jelly bean, he's really good at what he does "

by Cheesywilly June 11, 2017

Poon Jelly

The clear jelly-like discharge that comes out of a woman before or after her period.

She had alot of poon jelly that came out of her before her time of menstruation.

by GoldinWoman March 8, 2022

Jelly Swack

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and as you are about to cumake, pull out and slap her in the face with your cock while you cum.

Michelle is pissed since I jelly swacked her last night. Anal filthy sanchez

by Dirt Rat September 10, 2016

Jelly Spine

A condition sometimes caused by the ingestion of alcohol when taking Adderral. If the Adderral is taken too early, and the consumption of alcohol continues past its half life, it can result in the lumbar vertabrae of the spine temporarily turning into Jello. The afflicted patient can no longer hold themselves erect, often presenting as an “Air-dancer” or “Tube-Man”, commonly seen in the front of used car lots.

Last night was epic, until James got jelly spine, and we had to carry out to the Uber.

by Belligerent KK May 29, 2018