jake english

gay british prostitute

person A: omg i cant believe jake english just had hardcore sex with my father
person B: his ass is just so fat nobody can resist him

by crabify October 2, 2021

jakes head

A person with a huge cranium/really huge head

My best mate has a Jakes head

by Pepp3rmint January 5, 2018

Jake of Enhypen

Jake (제이크) is a member of the boy group ENHYPEN. Jake is known for his Australian accent that ENGENE can't stop listening to. There are literally so many reasons to love him <3

Jake is like a puppy

I love Jake :)

"Hey, do you know Jake?"
"who ?"
"Jake of Enhypen <3"

by poo poo head #3 February 21, 2022

Jake Cinninger

Best guitarist you havent heard of, with the exception of Tim Reynolds.. Jake plays in the band Umphrey's McGee, a touring band, plays hundreds of shows a year, and very quality musicianship.

go listen to Umphrey's McGee, Jake Cinninger will melt your fucking face off.

by dmbumphreak July 22, 2009

jake paul

Gay fucking cunt who sucks dick to get fucking views and cant make songs good so he cries him self to sleep every night

john: Hi max did you see that bad jake paul video?
max: yes now I have cancer

by Nimnex October 20, 2018

Jake Paul

A very stupid person!

you are Jake Paul, and you are very stupid!

by LordPeanut September 13, 2017

Jake Paulers

The Jake Paulers are Jake Pauls fans, their mentally insane and probably just left insane asylums, I would rather live in a world like outlast 1 or 2, which b the way is a world were murder is every corner than live in a world of mentally retarded people listening to faggots like Jake Paul or "Jakey" this dude does not have any understanding of life, he has a "Disney flow" which doesn't matter because TV is dead and he can be Elsa's boyfriend, his fans are worse shitty raps he does and it makes no god damn sense. If I had a child and he was watching Jake Paul I'd say your losing brain cells don't waste your time, but many people seem to waste the money on a fag like him, his fans also have no understanding of geography because England is a country not a city... If your a fan of him I'm surprised your passing school, managing to do work, or even have any brain cells left.

Jake Paulers, the lonely girls and underage children that watch Jake Paul, they believe in everything he says, but in reality he's just another viner that should've died with vine...

by JerkingoffRex July 21, 2017