Jonas is the typical 1.87m tall guy who‘s always doing jokes and who takes nothing seriously. He has a typical middlepart , wears oversize clothes and likes 90s hip hop music. In his freetime he likes to draw on his typical 9th gen iPad with 64gb storage capacity while he listens to music on his brothers typical jbl go 2 music box. Jonas is the type of guy you don‘t want in your life , cause he will poison your whole life.
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Person 2: I can’t wait either I don’t know how people could not like them.
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If you are lucky enough to meet a Jonas in your lifetime, you will understand that he is the true meaning of pure love. He'll be there for you no matter what, even at 5 a.m. just to talk. He is the one person you can share your deepest secrets with, cry your sorrows with, and feel the best with. His charming humor and debonair personality is what stands out. Great kisser, and he'll never leave your side.
Jonas is the guy that loves to have the spotlight. He is usually the favorite guy from his group of friends. He'll always have the biggest balls to stand up for his friends because they mean a lot to him. He has a great sense of fashion, humbly athletic, can dance, play instruments, all equal to a man of romance.
Don't let this fool you. He may hide some of these things underneath his ego. He's actually smart but acts like the complete opposite sometimes.
Still he's a one of a kind type of guy. Cute, smart, confident, hardworking, passionate, determined, etc. One glance, one conversation, and you'll never forget him.
If you are lucky enough to meet a Jonas in your lifetime, you will understand that he is the true meaning of pure love. He'll be there for you no matter what, even at 5 a.m. just to talk. He is the one person you can share your deepest secrets with, cry your sorrows with, and feel the best with. His charming humor and debonair personality is what stands out. Great kisser, and he'll never leave your side.
Jonas is the guy that loves to have the spotlight. He is usually the favorite guy from his group of friends. He'll always have the biggest balls to stand up for his friends because they mean a lot to him. He has a great sense of fashion, humbly athletic, can dance, play instruments, all equal to a man of romance.
Don't let this fool you. He may hide some of these things underneath his ego. He's actually smart but acts like the complete opposite sometimes.
Still he's a one of a kind type of guy. Cute, smart, confident, hardworking, passionate, determined, etc. One glance, one conversation, and you'll never forget him.
jonas is a great guy
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