Jonathan

a waste of air. usually these quiet kids who do nothing by cry all day. has friends but i doubt any of them would care if he died. shitty music taste. failed abortion. gayass shit. overall hes something we all shouldnt care about.

Jonathan's such a loser. I bet no one would care if he was murdered in front of them

this is a joke definition

by nthnjk October 16, 2021

jonathan penis

hes the penis guy

jonathan penis is the penis guy

by deezies November 12, 2023

Jonathan

A really interesting individual.
Don't let his charm fool you, he's an emotionless sociopath.

Girl1: Omg like, Jonathan just texted me
Girl2: Stay away from him, he's no good

by MillyWilly December 24, 2017

Jonathan

Got a MASSIVE penis.

You know that Jonathan guy he has a 10ft willy

by Big pp649 November 28, 2021

Jonathan

HE IS A BLACK NIGGER THAT HAS A HOT MOM AND HE HAS A GYAT

Have u seen jonathan yeah his mom has a gyat

by TTVSTOKE November 19, 2023

Jonathan

The second sexiest male god alive and sexist. He loves Andrew Tate Cookies and likes to beat up women for money and views.

Jonathan is the sexiest male alive after Brendan.

by Jonathan the wife beater November 9, 2022

jonathan

having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.

god, jonathan is so perfect
jonathan is in divine order

by urstepfathersbudussy August 21, 2021