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Beak Job

Verb : Allowing a bird to engulf your penis into its mouth (beak).
hi guys i was being blown off by my bird which some but not all now call a beak job.
by DelreyJr December 17, 2008
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Blow job

M: Hey E, can you give my backyard a blow job?
E: Sure thing!
by Francesca is hot April 16, 2021
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flame job

a straight male receiving a blowjob from a homosexual male
he finally gave in, to his ever persistent, gay friends' repeated requests, to allow him to perform oral sex on him. (recieving a flame job)
by ekim etto November 17, 2009
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JOB-ITIS

An condition caused by the daily grind and stress of one's job or career to the extent that it becomes emotionally and physically unbearable.
JOB-ITIS builds in you over time and is caused by a combination of work situations, such as: having to work late, giving 150% and no one notices, hardly taking any vacation or sick time, pretending to ignore when your boss takes credit for your ideas, suffering the slings and arrows of the vicious political atmosphere in your office, getting passed over for that well-deserved raise or promotion, pretending not care when an underling is promoted above you just because he/she sucks up to the boss, feeling physically sick when you wake up on a work day or just walk into the office.
by Dennis The Menace December 11, 2013
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Bulb Job

While giving you sloppy wet head, your girl grasps your scrotum and twists it around repeatedly likes she holding and installing a light bulb. Once the scrotum is to the point of tightness and inability to twist the balls any further, she releases the sack and it spins back to its normal saggy, dangly position. Repeat as desired.
My balls are so sore today. Rachel gave me the best bulb Job last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
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scottish job

The act of another man licking another mans ear; either with the intention to define sexual orientation or with the intention to become friends
I got in a fight at the bar because I tried a Scottish job on another man.
by Erin.mls February 29, 2020
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tree job

When a female (usually of less than average attraction ) uses a tree, limb, or any other non edible organic substance to reach orgasm.
Ugly Amber got caught giving her self a tree job in the park.
by nrgoonit August 14, 2015
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