She is a multiracial actress who has a natural beauty and is intelligent, But has no talent in what she does for a living. In Hollywood...she is appreciated and rewarded only for her looks.
Women in movie theater: Wow Jessica Alba is so pretty and has the perfect "look" for this role!! but she's such a bad actress in it. Maybe she should go into modeling instead.
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Jessica Simpson is so dumb that if she had to pick between $1,000,000 and 2 cents she would say "2 cents is better than $1,000,000!" Cuz she aint smart.
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jessica dang is a vietnamese girl lacking sense, genitals and sexiness. you know when a jessica dang is within a 50ft radius as you can smell the putrid aroma of talentless garbage. jessica dangs birthdays normally are on 6th oct thus we recommend all to stay at home as a purge will commence from 6am-6pm (australian eastern standard time)
person 1: what’s that smell of talentless garbage
person 2: oh yh we have a jessica dang in our school
person 2: oh yh we have a jessica dang in our school
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Get the jessica dang mug.Niece of Stephen Spielberg, daughter of Nancy Spielberg. Is famous for her wild-partying antics and drunken rages. She is also a B-list porn star.
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Get the Jessica Spielberg Katz mug.Jessica is an incredible gift to this world. She entered this world with Beauty, Innocence, Personality and Huge Talent. People hate on her for bring real, for being herself. Jessica has eveything that every girl would ever want; Beauty, Talent, Money and a Beautiful Family and Husband... To top it all of, she is a wonderful person. People who hate on her are clearly just jealoous of her, and who can blame them. Jessica is a fantastic idol for any girl who has a dream. We LOVE Jessica and HATE people who HATE on her with no legible reasoning!
Listen to Jessica Simpson's In This Skin, and you will hear many things: Love. Romance. Sexuality. Sweetness. Maturity. Peace of Mind. Yet chief among the things you will hear is the sound of a woman becoming her own person and staying true to her heart.
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