a fucking monday

On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.

Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is

by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017

Monday Mourning

Monday Mourning - wearing all black to work every Monday because you are in mourning that you have to work all week.

Hey, why are you wearing all black today? Because it is Monday mourning!

by LizzyGlo June 11, 2025

monday nights

when you and your friends get into a coool van and drive around and sit naked i n the van...

PURDIDDLE yeha i love monday nights

by megan and rachel June 5, 2003

Monday

literally hell on Earth. Monday crushes your dreams and makes you feel helpless. It is the start of the week. Monday makes you want to commit suicide.

Jim: "Tommorrow is Monday!"
Bob: instant depression

by MasonWaller May 10, 2018

Miss school Monday

Tell your mom your sick then she’ll check your head and say “you’re fine” then check the calendar AND OMG ITS MISS SCHOOL MONDAY!!!

Miss school Monday is we’re you skip school on Monday

by Fuuuuk off November 3, 2019

Rocketship Monday

It's Rocketship Monday, the most important day of the year! It's always the 3rd Monday of March.

"Hey bro, are you ready for Rocketship Monday?"
"Of course! It's the most important day of the year"

by saucerich March 14, 2022

Bold Monday

Bold monday is on May 2. It is particularly for you to be bold with your crush or bf/gf.

“HAPPY BOLD MONDAY!!” she said, “what’s bold mond-“ “BE BOLD WITH YOUR CRUSH!!!”

by thatoneperson2299 April 29, 2022