Night Water

The most delicious of liquid, sent from jesus himself, from heaven, whence thee art awoken in the middleth of the night, and thee drinketh water. Ne'er hath it tasted so sweet, and crisp, as 'tis whence it was become, night water.
“bro why r u smiling?”
Idk man the night water just hits different then regular water”
by AgayBitch April 10, 2022
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late night

Refering to period of time following the conclusion of accepted drinking hours; usually in the early morning hours
Hey biatch...what's happenin late night?
by Scazz March 22, 2004
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Night Stick

He smacked the biotch across the face with his "night stick" before he made her "polish" it.
by buddy-doo February 09, 2009
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Naughty Night

a kinky variation to "Nighty Night'

thought up by me
girl: ugh, i am so tired, i am going to bed
guy: mmk, naughty night
by PhatPJ January 19, 2009
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Mother's Night

The night of Mother's Day where mother lovers f*** each others mothers.
'cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should f*** each others mothers
F*** each others moms!
Push in that place that you came out as a baby ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy!
F*** each others moms!
CAUSE EVERY MOTHER'S DAY NEEDS A MOTHER'S NIGHT!
by titan23 May 20, 2009
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night daddy

The daddy who only visits late at night and climbs into bed with you. Usually he smells funny and does peculiar things to you. Not to be confused with the day daddy, who doesn't do anything like that will often inexplicably buy you presents after these visits.
by ManFanny March 22, 2010
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Lonely Nights

The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...

Every night for a Star Wars fan
Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her

Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her

Jeff: You Bitch!

Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun

Jeff: I hate the lonely nights
by Water Bottle Is Full May 29, 2011
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