by Dilfdaddychewski January 19, 2023
Get the Italian paint jobmug. Taking a particularly liquid and explosive shit, one that coats the sides of the toilet bowl in brown.
by nicknoodles November 27, 2012
Get the Painting the cistern chapelmug. A phrase used when a guy is taking a poop and right before he wipes, he jacks off and let's the poop on his ass cheeks dry out (without really noticing).
by C.C.R. Boss December 16, 2011
Get the letting the paint drymug. A common euphemism a girl may use for the act of fingering herself. Similarly, "painting her nails red" can sometimes refer to a girl fingering said cooter whilst she is menstruating.
guy #1: "So what's Sally up to tonight? Is she gonna chill with us?"
guy #2: "She said she's just staying in and painting her nails tonight. How fuckin' boring is that."
guy #1: "This is like the 3rd time this week she's blown us off to paint her nails, how many times does one person need to paint their nails?"
guy #2: "She said she's just staying in and painting her nails tonight. How fuckin' boring is that."
guy #1: "This is like the 3rd time this week she's blown us off to paint her nails, how many times does one person need to paint their nails?"
by leviticustard June 9, 2011
Get the Painting her nailsmug. “Rubbing off the paint” refers to removing the serial number off of a gun so it cannot be traced back to the owner if there is a criminal investigation.
by Moe Lester Stonehandle May 30, 2019
Get the Rubbing off the paintmug. by tjt1218 October 18, 2013
Get the paint my titsmug. When you have been eating greasy fast-food and have to shit really bad, but the toliet is too dirty to sit on so you bend over and fart, blowing mud all over the toliet painting it brown.
While at the red robin, I had diarrea and gas real bad. The toliet had pee on the seat so I bent over infront of it and when I farted I blew mud all over the toliet painitng it brown. Brown butt paint in da house! Booyaa!
by Little Friggo capiche March 22, 2010
Get the Brown butt paintmug.