The Human Mountain is an attention whore who walks around with a blind cane even though her vision is fine. Her stick is actually used as a weapon, as she tends to hit people in the back of the shins if they are not moving fast enough for her. It is also a warning as to where her gravitational pull begins.
The Human Mountain, also known as Hanna, has a tendency to absorb smaller people (ie everyone) into her body to obtain her nutrition. Her favourite hunting strategy is to trap smaller people in her gravitational force field and save them as snacks for later. She believes the fear they experience while trapped makes them taste better.
The Human Mountain is a rude, selfish, loner bitch and should be avoided at all costs. Once she deems you as a 'friend' (though you could only be acting nice to her to avoid being eaten) she will leech onto you forever and even resort to forcing school administration to act as counselors if you try to avoid being friends with her.
The Human Mountain, also known as Hanna, has a tendency to absorb smaller people (ie everyone) into her body to obtain her nutrition. Her favourite hunting strategy is to trap smaller people in her gravitational force field and save them as snacks for later. She believes the fear they experience while trapped makes them taste better.
The Human Mountain is a rude, selfish, loner bitch and should be avoided at all costs. Once she deems you as a 'friend' (though you could only be acting nice to her to avoid being eaten) she will leech onto you forever and even resort to forcing school administration to act as counselors if you try to avoid being friends with her.
1) The Human Mountain's house used to be three levels. Now it is only one level, but with two basements!
2) "Where's Jimmy been lately?"
"Didn't you hear? The Human Mountain got him."
2) "Where's Jimmy been lately?"
"Didn't you hear? The Human Mountain got him."
by P.vs.H.M. April 23, 2009
Get the the Human Mountainmug. by War_ren_peace April 13, 2017
Get the Human Centipedemug. When you take a flashlight and shove it up someone's anus and proceed to turn it on. Thus creating a human lantern.
by freddyfredjoe February 15, 2009
Get the Human Lanternmug. When you put all of your clothes on a midget who is wearing roller skates, and pull him like luggage.
by Cristina8806 March 2, 2011
Get the Human Luggagemug. Noun:
The act of multiple people grinding in a conga-line formation. Also called the grindipillar or the grind line.
The act of multiple people grinding in a conga-line formation. Also called the grindipillar or the grind line.
"Billy was scarred for life after his first school dance because he had witnessed a human grindipede"
"Did you see how long that human grindipede was yesterday?"
"Did you see how long that human grindipede was yesterday?"
by Wizard Lizard October 1, 2014
Get the Human Grindipedemug. not to speculate before they informate, much rather you talk to me first and see if you can lend an opinion before you link one. meaning to help under no judgement or skin or race, just my thought of good humanity
by smant January 28, 2009
Get the good humanitymug. 