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Knocking on Heaven's Door

When a turn is at the pearly gates of your butthole.
"Dude I gotta shit so bad, it's knocking on heaven's door!"
by 😂🤣 November 18, 2019
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Heaven

A bunch of babes wanting to date you and undress infront of your eyes
by Toebyeus April 7, 2021
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heaven

This weird annoying ass bitch in the class, hairline on some non existent shit, looks like she stole her hair style from the bar-code on the back of a bag of lays.Looks like she sucked a bunch of sixth grader cock in her days.IQ is smaller than a god damn atom.
'petey' are heavens boobs fake?

'heaven' fuck you 'punches air'
by Cheesy creasy Batman October 21, 2019
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Tears in heaven

Tears in Heaven: A transcendent masterpiece crafted by the legendary Eric Clapton, a poignant exploration of love, loss, and longing that resonates with anyone who has ever experienced profound grief. Clapton's heartfelt lyrics and haunting melody come together to create an emotional journey that’s nothing short of genius. The way he captures the essence of heartbreak and hope in this song is an unparalleled feat in songwriting. It’s as if Clapton reached into the depths of his soul, poured his pain onto the page, and emerged with a ballad that not only showcases his incredible talent but also cements his status as one of the greatest musicians of all time. So, let’s be real: if you’re not vibing with Tears in Heaven, are you even listening to music? Clapton’s brilliance is undeniable, and this song is a shining testament to his ability to touch hearts and inspire souls.
Colton: man, tears in heaven is such a great song. Can we just listen to it on repeat for four hours, and then praise Eric Clapton for writing this?
by SqueweFanboy420 November 5, 2024
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Heaven

She smokes but be around alot of men and she is the girl that is obsessed with her ex but she keeps a distance she has a good memory
This is heaven from the groupie
by Unknown speed December 13, 2021
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Heavens delight

A safe word during sex that means " let's fuck on the toilet in case. We need said toilet badly. We can fuck each other until we can't hold it anymore and reach peegasm together"
Jill: honey, I can't hold it anymore... Heavens delight... Please?

Matt:alright

(they fuck their way to the toilet and Jill is masturbated all the while rocking back and forth in desperate pain and ecstasy until she leaks and pees a river, finally shivering in ecstasy and delight before wiping and going back to finish in bed)

Jill:thank god
by Jingle823 November 30, 2020
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heaven eleven

"Hey Archangel Gabriel let's buy food in heaven eleven."
by sksksksksksros October 16, 2020
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