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Golden Handshake

The act of passing a condom via handshake between bros. Most often occurs when one bro sees another about to get lucky, and either knows, or is unsure, that said bro has readily available protection. The handshake occurs to prevent outside parties from noticing, while at the same time congratulating the bro on his success. Should the act not occur, the unopened condom should be returned to it's original owner.
Bro 1: Dan got with Sarah last night... hope he used a dome!
Bro 2: It's all good, I gave him the Golden Handshake.
by DanTheMan666 October 3, 2013
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Russian Handshake

v. -To greet someone with a deathgrip to the crotch.
Guy: Whats...UP!!
Pansey: OMG OWWWWW D00000D WTF UGGGGGGH YOU GAYYY ow....
Guy: Nah, Russian Handshake. No babies for you.
by Nadergrinder January 31, 2008
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Bob he is so CUTTEEEEEE
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A sweet boy who luvs you forever and is smart and handsome and he is sweet OMGGG <3
by Stupid Af July 4, 2021
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Octopus Hands

A man or woman who has the insistent need to put their univited hands on another persons body whether it be at a club or at the movies on a first date. Keep your hands to yourself!
Lisa decided to help Johnathan with his homework one night and while they are sitting in her dorm room, he decides to place his octopus hands on her knee and proceed to slide up, while the other hand wraps around her shoulders....
by Carmen Brown21 February 24, 2010
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TSA Handshake

When a TSA agent gropes, feels, and/or cups the breasts or genital region in an inappropriate manner when searching you while going through airport security.
When I flew out of O'hare yesterday I got the worst TSA handshake during my pat down.
by Airborne traveler November 24, 2010
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Hammer Hands

1. One who breaks absolutely everything he touches
2. Lil Johnner (JCNem)
Christ hammerhands, you break everything in my apartment
by HumBabe March 6, 2005
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clay hands

When a girl masturbates during her period, gets it all over her hands, then lets it dry up (giving the apperance of red clay).
Yo, Andrew's cousin had the nastiest clay hands the other day, that chick has a real heavy flow.
by Shes deec April 6, 2008
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