3 Axe Handles Wide

Term that refers to a person with a big ass. 3 axe handles wide is measured to an axe that is turned horizontal, and timed by 3, which creates the notion of a wide ass.

Person A: Look at the size of that man!

Person B: I know, dude's ass has to be 3 Axe Handles Wide!

by BATMANCAUCASIAN June 6, 2009

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left handed compliment

An insult disguised as a compliment.

A left handed compliment would be something like the following..."I like your imperfections. Without them you'd be really hot, but boring."

by NLM1992 July 2, 2009

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Handle • handle bars • handler • Handled • handle-bar mustache • handle barred • Handle It • handle your scandal • handlebar moustache • Handle Ears

this resulted from a mispronouncation of finger handle bars, which is like a finerstache, only you get hand bars, instead of a moustache. After much debate, the group of new words (websters) decided it was a piercing that people got that involved piercing large rings through both testicles so your girlfriend/boyfriend/etc. could handle you by them.

Bob: Dude, did you hear Josh got him some Finger Handlebars?

Joe: GROSS! Wat is he, gay? those are for gays

Bob: HEY MAN! -drops pants- i have them too!

Joe: -pulls bob by his finger handleballs- you fucking faggot.

by SPECIALEDDIE October 20, 2008

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turd handler

for lack of better words, one who is a complete fucking douche bag.

"Jared ate the last piece of pizza." "That guy is a fucking turd handler."

by rob metzgar January 14, 2009

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handerson

process of giving a handjob, usual up in a lofted bed or nook.

Term keyed by a delta gamma sorority girl who performed it on her boyfriend in a fraternity house bed

Kate gave Billy a vicious handerson yesterday, the whole hallway was shaking!

by B Baldwin May 12, 2009

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Haitian handmedown

When a Haitian adult male has worn out his 13 year old wife so he passes it down to his 10 year old son.

Ironce said this ones pussy is calised and her roast beef is see through, here son your Haitian handmedown.

by Rolling a Mexican October 5, 2017

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professional meat handler

A gal who sleeps around and handles lots of man sausage.

Dude! Maggies such a professional meat handler I bet fucking her is like throwing a hot dog down a hall way.

Dude! That bitch is such a professional meat handler I bet she's got the gag reflex of a blow up doll.

Dude! Dude she's such a professional meat handler I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean!

by Attica1979 October 7, 2007

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