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Blow Job Hairdo

When a woman has her hair wrapped up in a pony tail, flipped up on top.
Boyfriend: “I always like your hair the way you have it all wrapped up on top and in the back.”
Girlfriend: “I'll bet you do! That's my blow job hairdo”
by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012
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a wild hair up my butt

A sarcastic way of saying/admitting that you made a mistake, or did something stupid/ irresponsible.
Homeowner: "I didn't ask for that! I'm not paying for it!"
Carpenter: "I'm sorry mam, i thought it would be a nice touch. Guess I had a wild hair up my butt on that!"
by talk2me-JCH2 April 17, 2021
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Nebraska Hair

Hair that has sweeping bangs across the forehead. The bangs sometimes cover the eyes and the hair is usually dark in color. It is sometimes spiked up in the back.

It is derived from the hair of Conor Oberst and a guy who used to be in my English class, who both have that hair and are both from Nebraska.

See emo hair.
Jack: Look at Josh... He has Nebraska Hair!
Maria Lynn: Yeah, but it looks totally hot on him!
Sarah Moe: You people are weird.
by JackTheShipper October 26, 2006
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hair thing

n: like a hair tie or rubber band a peice of elastic w/o that lame peice of metal covered in like fabric or something. that one might use to put their hair back with.
Hey baby hand me that hair thing
by sherrice March 22, 2005
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red hair

A rare hair color that predominantly looks great on women. For men its either a hit or miss. A natural red head is the only kind to look good with red hair because their skin tone matches their hair color.
That red hair on that kid give him mutant abilities of pale skin, freckles and he cannot be in the sun for very long without sunscreen.
by GingerMan September 7, 2012
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hair rape

The act of gaining some sort of element of surprise, and then unexpectly messing up a person's hair with one's hands.
Joe: I hair raped James the other day!
Dan: Dude, I hope you didnt get gel on your hands!
by Jamesy1234 October 27, 2007
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just-got-fucked hair

this can also be called sex hair.
hey someone got laid, you got sex hair!
by jude-e December 5, 2001
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