There is alot of different people chatting in a room and you walk in and shout hi-ooo and they all notice you.
by Fibbbbblybits followon twitter June 15, 2009
Get the hi-ooomug. by theroot32 August 21, 2004
Get the hung himug. The zone before the friend zone.
"Bruh, I said hello to her and she just ignored me."
"Damn, you didn't even make it to The Hi Zone."
"Damn, you didn't even make it to The Hi Zone."
by jiggysaw17 December 29, 2020
Get the The Hi Zonemug. Since the 1990s, Russian school boys have been taunting other boys on playgrounds with the phrase “Привет Светлана!” Hiiii, Svetlana! The inferred taunt is less about the two words than how those words are spoken, with a singsong feminine lilt:
“Hiiiiiiiiiii, Svet-lanaaaaaa!”
The intended message to the boy addressed as ‘Svetlana’ is that “you are gay and everybody knows it.”
In Russia, official government policy says that homosexuals are mentally ill, dangerous, intent on “switching” young boys, and represent a threat to Russian traditional life.
On Russian playgrounds, confrontations that begin with “Hiiiii Svetlana!!!” usually move quickly to physical violence. The stakes are that high.
The provenance of this derogatory slang is attributed everywhere (and nowhere).
One plausible source? A 90s-era Russian TV comedy series where “Hi, Svetlana!” was the catchphrase of a male character on the show…actually, a pile of gay tropes and cliches stacked 6 feet tall in the shape of a man. Lisping for dear life. Dressed in pastels. Pink scarf tied around neck. Demeanor of Truman Capote, flamboyance of Sean Hayes, fierce as Ariana’s brother Frankie Grande, yet purer than Tim Gunn…the audience likes camp characters. They won’t tolerate the reality of two men in love with each other.
The show never mentioned the character’s sexuality or mentioned gays, but they loaded the character with every gay trope and tired cliche that let viewers
“Hiiiiiiiiiii, Svet-lanaaaaaa!”
The intended message to the boy addressed as ‘Svetlana’ is that “you are gay and everybody knows it.”
In Russia, official government policy says that homosexuals are mentally ill, dangerous, intent on “switching” young boys, and represent a threat to Russian traditional life.
On Russian playgrounds, confrontations that begin with “Hiiiii Svetlana!!!” usually move quickly to physical violence. The stakes are that high.
The provenance of this derogatory slang is attributed everywhere (and nowhere).
One plausible source? A 90s-era Russian TV comedy series where “Hi, Svetlana!” was the catchphrase of a male character on the show…actually, a pile of gay tropes and cliches stacked 6 feet tall in the shape of a man. Lisping for dear life. Dressed in pastels. Pink scarf tied around neck. Demeanor of Truman Capote, flamboyance of Sean Hayes, fierce as Ariana’s brother Frankie Grande, yet purer than Tim Gunn…the audience likes camp characters. They won’t tolerate the reality of two men in love with each other.
The show never mentioned the character’s sexuality or mentioned gays, but they loaded the character with every gay trope and tired cliche that let viewers
When a new, quiet kid starts his first day at a new high school in Moscow, a bully sees the kid and wants all the kids enrolled there to think the new guy is gay.
In a loud, campy voice (Frankie Grande meets RuPaul?), Bully quiets the hallway and points at New Kid.
Bully affects a feminine voice and mannerisms as he stretches out the words of his taunt like lines from a show tune…
“Hi, Svetlana!”…which sounds like:“Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii SVET-lannnnaaaaaaaaaaaa!”
New Kid, no matter what his actual sexual orientation may be, is now The Weird New Gay Kid to everyone at school. They’ll remind him every day in childish—and sometimes sadistic—bullying designed for an audience.
In a loud, campy voice (Frankie Grande meets RuPaul?), Bully quiets the hallway and points at New Kid.
Bully affects a feminine voice and mannerisms as he stretches out the words of his taunt like lines from a show tune…
“Hi, Svetlana!”…which sounds like:“Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii SVET-lannnnaaaaaaaaaaaa!”
New Kid, no matter what his actual sexual orientation may be, is now The Weird New Gay Kid to everyone at school. They’ll remind him every day in childish—and sometimes sadistic—bullying designed for an audience.
by Skip D. Intro March 9, 2023
Get the “Hi, Svetlana!”mug. by Xhixhibarbiedoll February 6, 2019
Get the Hi, bitchmug. 
