heaven

a state of being eternally in the presence of God after death.

"the everlasting happiness with God that we call heaven"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

heaven

the sky, especially perceived as a vault in which the sun, moon, stars, and planets are situated.

"Galileo used a telescope to observe the heavens"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

heaven

a place, state, or experience of supreme bliss.

"lying by the pool with a good book is my idea of heaven"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

Heaven

A place full of tight ass people in WHITE ROBES THAT HATE SINNERS THAT STEAL CARS AND OTEHR GANG STUFF, instead they send those people underground in a hot place called hell (it's Ohio)

i belong in Heaven, i hate people that don't look like me

by The Dude From Down South January 18, 2023

Heaven’s Gateway

The combination of caffeine, nicotine, ethanol, and THC. A heavenly pairing of all of your typical gateway drugs, hence the name.

What’s up bro? How you doin?
“Man, I am absolutely chilling off the Heaven’s Gateway.”

by Schlawngo February 16, 2023

Go to Heaven now

Why would you not want to? Why would you not want to go to heaven immediately?

Hym "Go to heaven now. Killing children is the only way to save them from sin. They are innocent now but THEY WILL SIN EVENTUALLY. And then it's forever fire."

by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

Mouth Heaven

Something The Sickos Committee told you not to search on this site.

"Don't look up this one (Mouth Heaven) on Urban Dictionary folks." -Pitt Girl

by Mr. Forehead November 25, 2025