guitard

Someone who can't play guitar

Max: Hey do you like that band?
Jesse: Nah man their guitarist is a total guitard.

by Wavyhill52 November 24, 2013

Guitarted

Someone who acts like they know how to play or like act they know about guitars. Pretty much a poser.

Danny is guitarted

by Dickmilk September 2, 2016

Guitar

Hades' favourite instrument. He plays it a lot in Discord voice channels.

"Hey, look! Hades is playing guitar!"
"Noice"

by Maxnerdz July 28, 2016

Guitar boner

To see or hear a guitar and get a boner (if the guitarist is male it is not gay)

Shit man I get a huge guitar boner every time I hear that song

by Saxthot January 26, 2018

guitara

Guitara is a beautiful lady who can be quite stubborn sometimes but also very loving and very cute.Guitara is very cute and a loyal person she will sometimes be mean and she does not let no one walk all over her.She is a honest person and a well behaved sometimes.Guitara is loved by tons of people.She can take people's breath away and she is a very intelligently person.Guitara is very smart.

Layton:Omg is that guitara she very pretty.
Jacoby:Damnnnn she's really pretty.
Patricia:I heard she made a great grade on her test.😁💙

by Keegan Adams May 13, 2018

Guitar Dick

When your dick starts off skinny and become wider at the end. Making it look like a guitar.

The guy Jeffrey has a guitar dick don’t ask how I know.

by Guitar Dick September 8, 2018

Grunta

Handsomely bearded handy man. Friendliest person you could ever meet and will never say no to a challenge

Ohhh that grunta....what an amazing beard

by Gtod13 January 7, 2019