A stash before puberty. A peach fuzz stash, if you will. Mostly in men with black facial hair. A grease stash is a stash which looks like you have grease on your upper lip.
"Did you see Seth with that grease stash? Like dude wipe your upper lip off. You look like a pedofile."
by Lousteezy December 14, 2015
Get the grease stashmug. The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
Get the Grease Shinglemug. Basically a Christian masturbating (inspired by another masturbation phrase called 'Greasing the Monkey').
This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.
This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
Get the Greasing the Crossmug. When a party is so disgusting that when you bump into somone it feels like you just got mauled by a wet sea lion.
by Ggarfink January 23, 2017
Get the Grease filled Stewmug. Where one person gets chastised, but others are also admonished simply by being in close proximity - similar to splattering grease.
by Magnus Beefstroke October 2, 2021
Get the catch greasemug. Kid: Mom Mr.Thomas Is Scary
Mom: How?
Kid: He's A Clean Freak
Mom: He Sure Has Some Window Grease Then
Kid: Mom, You Need Help
Mom: I Know *Cries*
Mom: How?
Kid: He's A Clean Freak
Mom: He Sure Has Some Window Grease Then
Kid: Mom, You Need Help
Mom: I Know *Cries*
by Razzlz January 11, 2017
Get the window greasemug. 1. Eating greasy foods a day after you ordered it when its sitting in your fridge or something
2. A Gross ex girlfriend or boyfriend that you regret ever coming into contact with and you see a friend of yours dating such person.
2. A Gross ex girlfriend or boyfriend that you regret ever coming into contact with and you see a friend of yours dating such person.
1. Man youre really eating that 2nd day grease, you gross fuck
2. Man you see Joey with the 2nd day grease? Fucking gross
2. Man you see Joey with the 2nd day grease? Fucking gross
by Youreaverageasshole May 26, 2018
Get the 2nd day greasemug.