screw the gooch

To screw up really badly. To miss the point of something and do something else. Comes from the idea that when having sex, one misses the pussy and starts humping a woman's gooch, the area between her pussy and ass, making a fool out of himself and screwing up. Don Eimus is a person screwed the gooch when he disrespected some thugish black-woman basketball players.

"I knew I should't have nailed Monica Lewinski... Damn i screwed the gooch."

I did my report completely wrong. Man i really screwed the gooch."

"Matt, youre' a jew so don't have sex with that terrorist's daughter. You'd have to be a total dumbass to screw the gooch like that"

by Ushtenhouser January 11, 2008

goonch

The sound a vagina makes when it is so loose that when the lips of the Vagina shut they make a clapping noise.

That poor woman had such bad goonch that it could be heard over the noise of the clapping crowd at the concert last night.

by David The Twin July 4, 2006

Goochum

The area of skin between a mans scrote ball bag and his anus arse hole.

Goochum - The funny skin area between bum hole and scrote.

by Helen Hughes November 4, 2006

gooch snuffling

when you rub/snuffle your nose in somones gooch making a snorting noise or some kind of pig noise, this is the act of gooch snuffling

your partner says. 'ooo... can i snuffle you gooch darling'
you say. 'oh yes get on with it then'
your partner says. 'ooo... i am eixcited...its ages since ive done gooch snuffling'

by a maths teacher and im playing May 28, 2008

gooch map

The map given to a boy called greig, who just could not find his gooch, no matter how hard he tried.

Greig: SUCK MA GOOCH!!!!!

Stacey: Greig, do you even know what a gouch is?

Greig: . . . no.

Jenny: HAHAHA!!! Someone should get greig a gooch map!!!

by greigs gooch! July 5, 2009

gooch

Slang for good, great.

"Don't worry about me, I'm gooch"
"Whats gooch?"
Do you want something to drink? "Nah, I'm goochy"
How do you feel? "I'm feeling goochy right now"

by Dassit October 3, 2019

Gooch-Munchah-Moonah-Burger

A "Gooch-Munchah-Moonah-Burger" is someone or something with the special skill to "skat" from their own earholes. Famous celebrities which have this amazing skill include, Stephen Hawkings, Bill Gate, Joe Pasquale and Vanessa Feltz.

OMG d00d !!! You sick Gooch-Munchah-Moonah-Burger, there is skat pertruding from your ear hole! You make me friggin sick.

by Phil Collins February 24, 2005