going doug

Going Doug is when you claim to take showers, but don't...ever. To go Doug, you also have to not wash your clothes....ever. In fact, you may occasionally defecate or masturbate in or on your clothes, yet still wear them to bed, and the next day. Extreme cases of going Doug also include sporting a bowl cut and being shaped like a pair or bell. This is an unwanted biproduct of the grunge era.

Person A: "Wow! You smell like a wet dog wearing old gym socks. Why are you going doug today?"

Person B: "Who's gay?"

by Big Mar February 26, 2005

Going Screensaver

When you notice a coworker spacing out, or dozing off in a meeting.

“Check it out, look at Joe. He’s going screensaver.”

by dooshbagg August 10, 2012

going number 4

When you take a crap, flush and wipe thinking you're done, then realize you have to go again.

"Did you go number two?"
"Nah man, I was going number 4. Stupid bastard crept up on me."

by Jesus Cornholio May 28, 2012

Going West

When you have taken to many drugs over the years and you loose your mind on various occasions. Mostly all the time.

"mate I am going west"

by Charlie Magoo February 19, 2015

Going Jessie

An old southern expression dating to the early 1800s that means to vigorously pursue an activity, someone akin to "going nuts with it," but only when "going nuts with it" is used to imply doing a lot quickly.

That Mildred sure is going jessie.

by Sparticini Hokmojama January 5, 2010

keep going

This is what you should always do, no matter what. Even when you feel like you can't, because people are putting you down or because you think there's no point in it - just keep going. There's always light at the end of a tunnel. There's a rainbow after the rain.

"Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."
-Sam Levenson

by happy100 April 15, 2015

Going H.A.M

To go Hard As A Muthafucka!

Im going H.A.M. in the club.

by ahutton4 March 4, 2011