goat master

One who fornicates with goats. May also wear a hat with "goat master" written on it.

Goat master
Raping 'em faster
Psudo goth kid is a rapin' it up!

by The Digerati January 10, 2005

goat dance

What Joni Mitchell does with a redneck on a Grecian Isle, as referenced in the song "California" on the album "Blue" from 1971.

"I met a redneck on a Grecian Isle. We did the Goat Dance Very Well. He gave me back my smile, but he kept my camera to sell."
-Joni Mitchell
"California"
Blue, 1971

by margoleilaman April 30, 2009

Goat-Way

A violently sexual activity involving goats. Similar to a three-way. This is a favorite hobby for people of Swedish decent. Goats enjoy having an entire Swedish baby dick put up their asses.

He just had a Goat-Way.

by iamalex April 27, 2009

Goat Farmer

Code word for Goat Fucker aka. A.J. Vogrinetz.

Alex is such a goat Farmer...

by Banana69 January 30, 2009

Goat Piece

A undefined object or event that is often used to describe random items to others in an attempt to confuse or leave them feeling uneducated in the vernacular of popular culture.

- he's got to stop running his goat piece like that
- go grab that goat piece and bring it to your mom
- I got my goat piece caught in my zipper the other day
- ain't nothing better than a goat piece on a hot summer night
- etc.

by tesahbiggs April 05, 2011

goat dick

An uncircumcised penis or a penis that is incredibly ugly possibly with poo clusters hanging below the ballsack.

Lu stood naked next to the strippers showing his goat dick.

by Shabazzz March 06, 2007

Goat sack

A goat sack is when a guy pulls his balls back between his legs and then closes his thighs around the sack then taking a picture of his ass with the protruding sack

woah man Jonah sent me a pic of his goat sack

by Dirtymike29 February 23, 2016