Woody's Got Wood

Woody's got Wood. A beautiful and deep love story about a toy and the toy's owner.

"One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood."

Me:"Hey man, wanna watch Woody's Got Wood?"
Friend: "Fuck off dude I ain't gay!"

by iloveapplepieman December 15, 2016

You got shaqed

The term "you got shaqed" refers to your wife or gf shoving a big black meat horse cock in your ass and turns your insides into mom spaghetti.

Me: My girlfriend used a moby huge on me

Friend: Damn bro, you got shaqed.

by UrBn-_-Zombie April 12, 2022

you’ve got a cold

someone who is a cold hearted-bitch

“mate you’ve got a cold”
“aye fuck off”

by BusySucking January 10, 2019

Got sent to the Gulag

A drill term born thanks to the game Call Of Duty Warzone, it means that someone, an opp or even a friend was killed in a fight, mainly by stabs.

Reading the journal: ( boy in Homerton got killed by 23 stabs)
Me: yooo, this guy Got sent to the Gulag!

by StainlessCrash24 August 22, 2021

I Got Robbed!

Phrase that really means I Got Fucked or the previous person that worked on this really fucked things up. Used to describe former co-workers that left projects in a royal mess and as the days and weeks go by after they left, each one of these landmines come up and bite you in the ass. You can identify a potential "Rob" before they leave if you overhear their conversation with customers include things like: "What happened was...".

Customer: My electrical gear didn't show up at the job site-when will it be ere?
Sales engineer: What gear and who are you with?
Hangup
Sales engineer: "I Got Robbed!"

by Leftover Meatloaf September 19, 2013

this guys got wheels

When you are really fast

Don't let him get by because this guys got wheels

by Johnnysavage22 February 3, 2017

I GOT ONE!

You fell for the oldest trick in the book: a goddamn white woman. With that Flavor of Love Deelishis donkey booty, gatdammit, you fell for it! Ya gatdamn babboon-lipped jigaboo sumbitch over there lickin' ya gatdamn chops, thinkin' ye was gon' slide in her gatdamn DMs Well, I tell ya what. It ain't a white woman! It's a white man! Right here. And right now. In America. Gatdammit, go 'head, put that gat damn Mandingo dick back in yer gatdamn pants. You over there rubbin' that head on that sumbitch, thinkin' you was gon' get off on one. On my white woman. My PAWG. Gatdammit, not here, not ever. Gatdammit, ya done already beat down the gat damn walls in most of our white women. The only gatdamn wall ya need to worry about buildin' is the gatdamn one in Mexico. 'Cause right here and right now, I got ya, dead ta gatdamn rights!

By A Black Man in whiteface: “I GOT ONE!”

by Scalamuush December 26, 2020