germ-xing

When you use germ-x periodically to clean your hands because you feel dirty. can be a verb.

You shake someone's hand and use germ-x afterwards.

Have you germ-xed your hands yet?
Hold on I'm germ-xing!
Oh God Im out of germ-x!

by Adam Sexton February 19, 2008

germacube

A germacube is someone that is half german and half cuban which makes them a germ-a-cube

sema:my moms full german and my dads full cuban..
c2:so that would make you a germacube right?

by squidddly March 9, 2009

German Squishy

when you take a shit and put it in a plastic bag, seal it and then throw it at a random persons face when they are sleeping

Jon- oh man last night i gave kyle a German Squishy, there was shit everywhere

Ralph- thats fucking sweet man

by coltonz. May 3, 2010

German Sprinter

A sexual endeavor in which one dons a German World War II garb, and chases around his or her significant other until they are captured, upon which the fun begins.

So, I gave my girlfriend a German Sprinter last night, and she really tired me out. She's got some endurance!

by Flam Drags September 10, 2010

German Flight Goggles

A man takes a hold of his man-junk and places one of his testicles over each eye socket of his partners face (as if wearing goggles) while draping his penis down the nose shaft.

My girl was asleep lastnight, and I made her wear the German Flight Goggles

by Lidless2010 October 30, 2010

German Fiddler

- When 2 or more people engage in sexual intercourse.

- Person 1 sticks his/her finger in either their bum hole or vagina.

- The partner grabs the arm of Person 1 and moves it in and out in a uniform motion.

- Causing Person 1 to slowly climax.

dude, i just gave that chick a german fiddler

by InfamousBrownie October 17, 2011

German Malamute

A sex act that involves being forced to ingest synthetic drugs, while being anally violated by a man in his 70's with green teeth, while 2 dogs in the room clean their own testicles.

That German porno was disturbing. It was from the 70's and featured the actor who invented the German Malamute. I've heard that it's used by some underworld figures as punishment now a days.

by Purple SUV November 17, 2012