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Geek Ranch

In regards to something lame or stupid.
As opposed to "Cool Ranch" Doritos.
A:"Dude,Timmy's so lame."
B:"Yeah. That kid's geek ranch."
Geek Ranch by Scott Nash February 16, 2009
Like a nerd but cool has a great social life, is greatly smarter and beutiful. And pretty much everything you want to be.
That girl is a geek
Geek by Lewis22 January 24, 2015

Judas Geek

A geek who picks on other geeks to gain favor with jocks in a desperate attempt to escape geekdom and become popular.

Judas geeks rarely feel comfortable around other geeks, never fully accepting their inner desire to partake in geek activities, nor around jocks, whose language and practice they fail to understand and whose physicality they fail to match. The end result is a scrawny, pastry individual in ill-fitted pseudo-fashionable clothes who will backstab anybody to gain a little bit of popularity.
- It's funny, isn't it? As soon as Lisa appears, Ben refuses to talk about magic or RPGs.
- I know, he's such a Judas Geek.
Judas Geek by Crystal10 December 8, 2009

Band Geek 

one who is enamored with, and lives , eats, sleeps and for all over intensive purposes is infected by the band.
a band geeks profile status, today: woke up for band,put on band uniform, played in the parade with the band, took off band uniform,ate lunch with other "bandies", put on band uniform, played pre game with the band, played half'time with the band, took a nap at band in the middle of the football game with like 50 other "bandies", took off band uniform, ate supper with the "bandies." I love band
Band Geek by britishbuegler October 13, 2010

Anime Geek 

Person #1: What's an otaku?

Person #2: An anime geek
Anime Geek by titty-sprinkles June 16, 2016
1) we can usually pick out the ones who we can count on as freinds.

2 WE Hate preps and vice versa

3) we usually get allong with punks, goths, dorks, and nerds... lets just say people who don't act like:

Amanda: " OMG! Riley i just got these cute new shoes!"

Katie: "OMG! want to buy some more?"

Jenna: Imitates "OMG! Will you Shut the hell up?" and goes back to Drawing in her notebook

Amanda & Katie: look at The Geeky girl "what ever"

Amanda: "OMG! I would Love to buy some new Shoes"

4) Male geeks usually end up with a geeky girl who loves him and Vice Versa

5) most prepy girls get jealous of The geeky girls because the geeky girls are usually very pretty and don't were makeup and they can take care of themselves and can stick up for themselves but usually have friends to do it for them.

6)geeky guys commonly get mistaken for dorks, Most geeky guys love to do something extremley dangerous or stupid. or play agame that involes ending up getting hit in the manhood. While dorks just do that kind of thing to try to get in to a group of geeks or "penetrate the geekness" but we can tell who the geeks are and who are the dorks. although we do have the ocational dorky friend.

7) GEEKS ARE NOT NERDS! nerds are very socially ackward and don't like attention. most of the time they are fighting for that one a+ they don't have. while Geeks talk to there friends and don't get caught passing notes in class. Although nerds can have friends.
Zac: "hey Jenna what are you doing?"

Jenna: "nothing much just drawing like usual"

Zac: "So wierd"

Jenna: "so I'm just a geek like that"

Zac: "hey weird isn't a bad thing"

Jenna: "I know I take Pride In being Wierd"

Zac: "WoW your right...Geek" "I guess I am too."
Geek by Crazyness geek April 2, 2010