I am in the church of Greg which is technically the smallest “religion” in the world and if you “believe” in Greg than you are in the church of Greg/Gregory
by Someone starting some joke September 9, 2023
Get the The church of Greg/Gregory mug.The holy Greg is the god of the church of Greg. The symbol of gregism is a circle with a line at the bottom and at the bottom of that is a small ball. But what does it represent? The circle represents Greg the line represents the connection between the world and Greg the ball represents the earth
by Someone starting some joke September 9, 2023
Get the The holy Greg mug.Somebody who lifts weights, wears oxygen reduction exercise masks, has more “We The People” shirts then most people have socks, has a ball cap with either MAGA or Trump’s smirk face on it, and carries around an aluminum, gallon-sized Thermos water bottle that clangs like a flagpole on a windy day because he has it carabiner-clipped to his 80 lb MOLLE system backpack.
This guy also designs memes all day long to really bust on his friends but gets really mad when they do it back. He also gets multiple suspensions from Facebook from his crude and insightful language and harsh stereotypes expressed.
Still, he is good buddy, but likes to get everyone else in on a joke against you just to keep you humble. He is still an asshole though.
This guy also designs memes all day long to really bust on his friends but gets really mad when they do it back. He also gets multiple suspensions from Facebook from his crude and insightful language and harsh stereotypes expressed.
Still, he is good buddy, but likes to get everyone else in on a joke against you just to keep you humble. He is still an asshole though.
Gay Greg took that picture of me and my wife and superimposed Biden’s face over hers. He captioned that we were best buds and if you looked closely our hands were on each other’s butts. Gay Greg is an asshole. He still
makes me laugh, though. He doesn’t know I wiped my ass on his water jug. I laugh every time I hear him clanging down the hall because I know he is taking sips of my poo!
makes me laugh, though. He doesn’t know I wiped my ass on his water jug. I laugh every time I hear him clanging down the hall because I know he is taking sips of my poo!
by No Tango and no Cash September 16, 2023
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Get the Greg mug.When you shoot firearms a lot, and have other injuries to coincide, you can sometimes develop “Trigger Finger”.
Trigger Finger is also called: trigger thumb and is a condition in which a finger gets stuck in a bent position and then snaps straight.
Trigger finger occurs when the tendon in the affected finger becomes inflamed. Those most at risk include women, people with diabetes or arthritis, and people whose regular activities strain their hands.
When a male, career, shooter gets it it’s called “Greg Finger.”
Trigger Finger is also called: trigger thumb and is a condition in which a finger gets stuck in a bent position and then snaps straight.
Trigger finger occurs when the tendon in the affected finger becomes inflamed. Those most at risk include women, people with diabetes or arthritis, and people whose regular activities strain their hands.
When a male, career, shooter gets it it’s called “Greg Finger.”
Travis: “Hey Hank, did you hear about Greg getting trigger finger?”
Hank: “No? You mean he got Greg Finger, right?”
Travis: “Yup, from all that masterbating he does before going to the range.”
Hank: “No? You mean he got Greg Finger, right?”
Travis: “Yup, from all that masterbating he does before going to the range.”
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