"I need to buy some blinker fluid, where can I get it?"
"You fucktard, that's not even a real thing"
"You fucktard, that's not even a real thing"
by UltraLigm@ May 13, 2022
Get the fucktardmug. Your retard fucking boss
by Ryhnoskill November 9, 2021
Get the Fucktardmug. a retard, not only a retard, but a fucking retard, not only dat but an incredibly fucking retarded moron, de highest degree of fucking retardness, de highest point of being a moron, sum shit dat will be remembered for life
*in school*
friend: if i cut myself with a knife, can i sue the knife company?
me: nigga you is a fucktard
friend: if i cut myself with a knife, can i sue the knife company?
me: nigga you is a fucktard
by bloowh December 6, 2022
Get the fucktardmug. “You are a fucktard!”
by Karen.hater101 March 24, 2021
Get the Fucktardmug. Someone who says something so stupidly wierd, wild and untrue that you just can't fathom it or why they are saying it.
When he seriously said I was "watching CSI so I could get ideas on how to kill him", I thought, "Wow, what a fucktard!"
by potreroist June 26, 2012
Get the Fucktardmug. Fucktard is not a shortened word for fucking retard!! A true fucktard is an individual that sees an opportunity or is in a situation that has potential for multiple outcomes. Weighs all options, acknowledges benefits and consequences for each option, then chooses to go with the option that will have the most hilarious, sick and twisted consequence.... Just for shits and giggles. And smile for the camera in central booking every time!!
While on Greyhound bus going cross country, we made an unscheduled stop. I only wanted half a cigarette.
Driver: get back on the bus! This ain't your stop!
Me: it's only a half cig, calm down
Driver: if you light that I'm calling the Sheriff!!
(I finish and return to my seat)
Sheriff: ma'am you need to exit the bus. You've been kicked off
Me: this middle of nowhere Kansas!!
Sheriff: get up now or I'm gonna taze you!
Me:......... Do what you gotta do!! (total Fucktard move!!)
**I was tazzed 3x in the thigh (still no feeling 11yrs later), held for 48 hrs on $1500 bail, and made a back room deal with Mayor being banned from the entire state of Kansas for life.
**Sometime wrote an article in their local paper about the incident. True story
Driver: get back on the bus! This ain't your stop!
Me: it's only a half cig, calm down
Driver: if you light that I'm calling the Sheriff!!
(I finish and return to my seat)
Sheriff: ma'am you need to exit the bus. You've been kicked off
Me: this middle of nowhere Kansas!!
Sheriff: get up now or I'm gonna taze you!
Me:......... Do what you gotta do!! (total Fucktard move!!)
**I was tazzed 3x in the thigh (still no feeling 11yrs later), held for 48 hrs on $1500 bail, and made a back room deal with Mayor being banned from the entire state of Kansas for life.
**Sometime wrote an article in their local paper about the incident. True story
by Just 4 shits& giggles May 16, 2022
Get the Fucktardmug. Fucktard, oh the way he fucks all the broads online ya..he goes on patronizing good woman that want to settle down but he's FUCKTARDING around. Shows immoral,lame excuses,he act's promiscuous.. Large amount of females could define past 25 you could reach past fuckboy, and hit fucktard. Cause you can't turn a manwhore into a husband either.
Ohh shame, how fucktard is validating his definition by litterally explaining his only thoughts threw uncommitted relationships. -sigh- blastphomy he is looking like a complete dumb ass...
by Rebellion79 April 24, 2020
Get the Fucktardmug.