Crusty Fucker

Any old guy who is a asshole is a crusty fucker.
Ah that mans an asshole”

“He’s a crusty fucker
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Slut Fucker

A term of endearment given to an unfaithful husband who "mistakenly" fucks a slut after the slut convinces him that his wife is slutting, in order to fuck him.
Juliana- Your wife is slutting all over town.

Bryan- For real?
Juliana- Yes, we should fuck to teach her a lesson.

Bryan- Ok, but then what?

Jerry- Welcome to the herpes club, Slut Fucker!
by AkaGina January 02, 2020
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alpaca fucker

Someone who has sexual relations with an alpaca. Often used as in insult to specify someone so infuriating or annoying that a specific animal needs to be mentioned when insinuating they enjoy bestiality.
"Try that again you dirty Alpaca Fucker" often said when someone attempts a cheap shot.
"Fucking alpaca fucker cut me up the twat"
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grumpy fucker

He's a grumpy fucker today
by 420 fuck my bitches March 24, 2015
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Llama Fucker

The llama's native geography extends across the Andes Mountains, which includes the countries of Argentina, Bolivia, Chile, Ecuador and Peru.

Llama fucker is a racist term against people from these areas and it basically trying to imply that the person had intercourse with a llama.
"I hate my Peruvians neighbors. I swear those Llama fuckers better not piss me off"
by DefineTheTerm May 28, 2016
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fucker-in-law

Friend: Hey whats your girlfriends sisters name again?
Me: Carley.
Friend: Yeah I plowed her last night
Me: Well, looks like were fucker-in-laws.
by Al_94 March 16, 2014
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