Fuck-o-meter

A device that is used to determine how many fucks someone gives

*The fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*

by The one who gives 0 fucks May 8, 2018

Flag

Get the Fuck-o-meter mug.

the fuck you mean

used when you are normally mad at someone based on what they did.

best friend: well someone was talking shit about you
you: the fuck you mean someone was talking shit about me??

by fuckingjew April 20, 2017

Flag

Get the the fuck you mean mug.

Person 1: I studied all night yesturday for this test!
Person 2: I give no fuckedy fucks
Person 1: I give no fucks about your fuckedy fucks
Narrator: fuck-o-meter, how many fucks were given?
Fuck-o-meter: I don’t give a fuck

*ZERO FUCKS GIVEN*

fuck-o-meter is a meter that can go up your ass, and looking inside your brain for how many fucks your give

I DONT GIVE A FUCK

by Mr fucking fuck fuckedy fuck January 18, 2020

Flag

Get the Fuck-o-meter mug.

Fuck it method

The fuck it method is to do something u never thought u would or could ever do!

You want to do something like a backflip off a 60ft cliff into water. You get paranoid that its gonna hurt like hell! Your afraid that you will really hurt yourself. So u say FUCK IT! You run jump and do the best you can. you may fail once but u keep doing it and your a pro! Thats the fuck it method!

by Dainnerflame1 October 13, 2012

Flag

Get the Fuck it method mug.

Fuck this Mess

Can be abbreviated to F.T.M. shows frustration and relieves anger when things don't go your way. In a way shows the act of giving up on something and just letting it go.

You cannot figure out a certain problem, there's no solution. It angers you and there nothing you can do about it, so you give up and say "Fuck this Mess."

by John-Mark September 12, 2010

Flag