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shake hands with the French

unfortunate incident of piercing toilet paper with your middle finger while wiping yo ass
sniff my finger, i had to shake hands with the french
by J Dubya December 26, 2003
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Painting the Fence

The act of a guy rubbing his scholong up and down the outer vagina making the female "wet". Hence, like using paintbrush motions. UP&DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I painted that bitches fence until she screamed for me to put it in her snatch!
by M&R November 27, 2004
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Tour de France

The most challenging sporting event in the world.
A marathon each day for 3 weeks.
by FooberFoober August 30, 2005
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francela

Francela is a very cute person who could be loved and be her friend. She deserves a great man to be with anyone who turns their back would fall in love for her. She is the prettiest, cutest, smart, chill, and cool alive.
"Your so pretty want to be my friend."

"Francela is a defined person on Earth."
by Carla Garcia November 12, 2017
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France

Don't knock until you've tried, all the negative stereotypes about the French are untrue. They're nice, and clean people. Take my mother for an example. My mother is French and she is clean, nice, respectful, and considerate. You can't base a person on their Ethnicity, you know. We are all Human.
Person 1 - I hate France because it's filled with arses!

Me - Hey asshole, you live in a cardboard box. And besides, how would you know? Get a life.
by Polo. October 13, 2007
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french doors

What you find under French Knickers
Even though Camilla wasn't French, she certainly had some French Doors under her French Knickers
by Fredster C June 14, 2008
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The French Press

The French Press originated in Normandy, France and was popular among existensialist figures such as Camus and Sartre.

The sexual act, found to be highly pleasurable, begins with anal intercourse between a man and another biotic being, whether it be a man, woman, child or goat --any creature with an anus will do.

After the creature has taken a strong laxative (Nat-Lax TNT will do), the "pitcher" will fuck the "catcher" thouroghly in the ass until his urethra is fully packed with diarrhea. He then pulls out his cock and allows for the shit to harden in his urethra (this process can be accelerated by the use of a hair dryer). The partner proceeds to give him a gentle yet firm hand job, being sure to collect all the hardened shit as it is pressed out of the cock. Finally, the weiner poop (see: Scrotie McBoogerballs) is ground in a coffee grinder to a fine consistency and brewed, similar to a dark, rich French roast.

Suggested serving techniques include adding one tablespoon of cream or milk and a pinch of sugar. The resulting drink is then shared by all parties, often popular in bear-orgies where the tonic serves as a mild aphrodisiac.
No, me and the Mrs. employed The French Press last night and brewed some Asspresso. Would you like one cream or two?
by Joe and Cody September 29, 2010
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