Field goal position

When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.

Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!

by Fratty Frat May 31, 2022

field of dandelions

dandelion is my super amazing gf who i love more then anyone in the world. ilysm <33 !

you know field of dandelions right? yup ! thats my amazing gf <3

by solarcalx June 28, 2022

Fielding

The art of being able to creatively dodge people hitting on you by saying something inadvertently insulting, charming, funny, or by ignoring a person's comment completely and continuing on in one's conversation both by adding uncomfortable circumstance and awkward response to any situation. To turn down a person by using the same low key style innuendo that was used to hit on someone. Rude and funny response to someone hitting on you as if to shoot them down but also completely brush off their attempts as if it didn't even occur. To creatively and inadvertently destroy someone's hope of being with you by nonchalantly ripping their soul out and continuing convo like nothing ever was said.

Luna was the fielding champion of 2017 everytime Jerry would hit on her, he responses were as good as kicking him in his balls and continuing on with the conversation leaving him confused, insulted but also strangely baffled at how he couldn't take offense to what she was saying or treat her wrong.

Ex 2. Hahaha she just fielded that nigguh

by Das Lunatik August 23, 2022

Field Mechanic

A person who drives a toolbox truck (service truck) and provides expedite repairs on heavy equipment which is unreasonable or impossible to deliver to a repair facility. Field mechanics are notorious for working long hours in harsh enviroments

The oil rig broke down? Damn it! Call the Field Mechanic, tell him its an emergency!

by Tjcbiker October 18, 2022

field mount

Take a sexual position on an animal that you have just killed.

I shot a nice antelope and immediately field mounted it.

by Steve-O 99 October 21, 2022

Field family

A fucked up family consisting if a fat old man known as dick (or Richard)
A younger boy known as steven
And a manager called kellie

Richard: well we are a disfunctional family
Steven and kellie at the same time: a Field family

by Azreal.16 October 29, 2022

Field

a fricking ass shit

He was a Field

by Anonimous21 November 1, 2022