by Fr come at me February 1, 2020

The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.
"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."
by calibus January 28, 2022

Finn McMissile: You obviously have plenty of experience in the field.
Mater: Well, yeah, I live right next to one.
Mater: Well, yeah, I live right next to one.
by not a normal man September 25, 2024

A Ewan on its own is a true devil but if you come across a Ewan FIELDING you are in trouble they are tall monsters that smell like poo and rotten oranges they are ugly fat and have a torso in the shape of a peanut but luckily for you if you encounter a Ewan fielding they are EXTREMELY stupid and slow runners
by Is the truth to hard bi**h November 10, 2019

by dauidh September 9, 2018

by Shirt376774092834o37wyehdvpie? February 25, 2021

sex queen (definitely not a VIRGIN LOSER), will hit you up for a good time, but only if you are ok with her annoying personality
by bunnygirlxoxo August 5, 2021
