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Ghetto English

It is the Curve in the back of a thick Black sisters behind where the back ends and the booty begins. "Dam thats ghetto english".
Man you see that, shes has more Ghetto english in her back then in Webster’s Dictionary.
by Gianjah October 9, 2008
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Olde English

A mature broad who secretes a golden liquid from her snatch as she impales herself on a variety of inanimate objects, human heads, and bottles of D. The liquid she emits is then bottled and sold to the masses at a very affordable rate. The only thing bigger than her vast vaginal capacity is her immense ego. She enjoys frequent proclamations that she is at her sexual peak, likening herself to the sex drive of a virile 18 year old boy, much to the fear and disgust of any 18 year old male in the vicinity.
"Olde English wore a thong today. I threw up a little."
by Kubrick December 26, 2008
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Bastardised English

What the stupid, inbred, hygiene deficient, snaggle-toothed limeys speak.

I know it probably pisses you guys off that we've come farther in 250 years than you could in about 250,000, but find some country in Africa to be mad at.
It's "aloo-mi-num", not "aloo-mi-ni-um"; "jag-war", not "jag-you-are"; and "toothpaste", not "what the hell is that stuff"?
by John Heinz Kerry November 11, 2004
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English

1. A bunch of wimps who tried to conquer Scotland multiple times but failed each time; the only reason "Great Britain" exists is because of a SCOTTISH king who took the throne of England and ended up betraying his own kin.

2. Germanic peoples that deny their heritage because of a hatred of Germany.
1. Battle of Bannockburn, Scottish Wars of Independence,
Scottish Soldier #1: "Sir, the English are advancing! They've got us outnumbered seven to one!"

Scottish Soldier #2: "Perfect, they didn't bring enough to win this fight!"
2. WW1, WW2
by Broke@USEast March 23, 2011
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English Toothpaste

English Toothpaste: Definition: When a partner during anal sex gets "shit dick" then takes the object out of the anus of the receiving partner and then rubs, like a toothbrush, the feces on the partner's teeth. Derivation: comes from the belief about the English having poor dentistry thus disgusting teeth.
Two guys are talking about how "nasty" their girlfriends are:
Tim: "My girlfriend is so nasty that she gave me head at the movies last night."
TJ: "Fuck that, thats not nasty. Nasty is my girlfriend, she let me give her English Toothpaste."
by Joe Lattari February 16, 2008
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English

-superior to Norwegian people, especially those from Aalesund.
- the more superior kind of English person is those that are short and have curly ginger hair. They are awesome
That short English girl with the ginger curly hair is insanely cooler and superior to the Norwegian guy." "He must be from Aalesund
by Willy-Johnson October 4, 2010
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English virginity

So far, I've been able to preserve my English virginity, but now that I'm going to jail, I'm getting a bit worried.
by teh_buttfucker August 9, 2009
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