East Bumfuck

East Bumfuck. A small hole in the wall town, that no one knows how to get to. Amazon won't even deliver there.
IE: Hull Massachusetts, a small town on the east coast, an hour south of Boston. Ever been? ... Exactly.

Dave: Where are we?

Casey: East Bumfuck that's where.
Dave: Oh yeah, that makes sense.

by bostoncasey December 18, 2018

east239

Kahaluu hammer

Hows that guy burning rubber! Must be east239

by Kudawg March 13, 2019

Easter Egg Hunt

The male equivalent of playing hard to get by abstaining from sex even though the female REALLY wants to play with his “Easter Eggs”.

Bro 1:

I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.

Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

East Penn

This is a school full of a diversity of people and that would be great and all, ya know if they got along. Most the girls are slutty whores and the guys are complete douches. Some kids even get caught fucking in the tech hall and under stairs. The school is prolly full of mold and will kill everyone in it one day. The teachers think there is no bullying going down even though it is everywhere. AND also memes that are accurate can get people detention. If you survive you will watch many people do drugs, have pregnancy scares (even 7th graders, middle schoolers OD, False rape accusations, people who go behind your back and plenty more. The people here will never really get anywhere in life, and no teachers are coming to this district. The kids aren't even on the right grade level in skill. SO to shorten it this is a fucked up school filled to the brim of nobodies.

"You going to hell?"
"nah man. already there"

"really?"
"dude, im in east penn"

by NobodyWolfartist August 20, 2019

East elgin secondary school

A stupid highschool filled with crackheads, whores, snakes and backstabbing bitches. 10/10 wouldn’t recommend this school. Everyone at this school sucks. If your lucky u won’t get a shitty teacher. Try not to get peer pressured into vaping as there is so many nicotine addicts and show offs.

“hey bro what school you go to?” “i go to east elgin secondary school ” “ ew bro are you a nicotine addict?”

by urmomMaryJane69420 October 16, 2019

Eastlea community school

Eastlea community school is a place to send your child as a punishment. Nothing but fighting,arguing and depressed kids go there

Eastlea is a battle ground.

“What’s that school called? The one where students and teachers can fight?”

“Oh...you mean Eastlea community school”

by It’s a hard knock life November 2, 2019

East Union High School

A high school in Manteca California that’s filled with weird ass teachers and nothing but annoying ass VSCO girls and hood dudes. Most of the girls are big ass hoes

“I don’t wanna transfer to East Union High School that shits ass asf”

by El cuhhh November 2, 2019