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Danger Wank

A danger rank is were you start Wanking/Masturbating/Pulling The Ham/ Beating Your Meat/ Tickling The Pickle/ Kissing The Pork etc. You call your mother or father into the room and try to finish before they enter. Victors of this challenge will be praised and have the right to boast about it, if they do not become the leader of the group then get new friends. Of course there will be contesters, there always is. Time yourself next time.
Jim: How come your the leader of the group?
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob
by BigLadGreggs March 9, 2020
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Danger Bump

A quick cheeky bump of illicit powder, in a risky environment, like an airport, train station, sofa in a sweedish furniture shop, fake taxi, or say whilst driving your car.
Feeling sketchy in an airport? Quick danger bump in the toilet will sort that out.
"Hey pal, we're driving through tooting, would it be rude not to have a cheeky bump?
Great idea....a danger bump"
by Spiritualist May 24, 2020
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Dangedest

Angry Gentlemen ”I’m gonna kick your ass!”
Cool Dude “ Do your Dangedest fella!”
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Danganronpa

A game where ruthless teenagers are forced to kill each other. Don’t ask.
Danganronpa has lots of waifus
by Worm-Like Chiken July 6, 2020
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danger lesbian

man, she’s a danger lesbian for sure.
by emi irene July 21, 2020
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Dang it, Ricky!

Exclamation of extreme frustration. Used as a substitute when curse words are not appropriate.

First seen in the force awakens bad lip reading
*drops avocado toast* "Dang it, Ricky!"

Person 1: "Dang it, Ricky!"
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "I just stepped in a puddle and I'm wearing my yeezys"
by anonymous September 12, 2020
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dangdohdewhickey

What you call something when you don’t know what exactly it’s called. Typically used in southern slang by Redneck’s and tweakers.
Hey man, hand me that there dangdohdewhickey, would ya ?!
by Lurpin Laura October 26, 2020
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