book driveby

When you chose to buy college textbooks through other students, and when you meet up, it's basically like a drug deal but with books. Quick, discreet, and to the point.

A book driveby dialogue:

J: Hey man, you got that psych 101 we talked about?
M: For sure man, 50 dolla
J: Here you go..
M: Pleasure doing business with you!

K: Hey, you wanna have lunch?
L: Can't, I'm meeting up for a book driveby later.

by mizzP January 5, 2010

Crane driver

1.person that operates a crane.

2. Obnoxious fuck that swings his arms like a crane in a bar knocking into people or drinks on a table.

Hey look at that queer cunt knocking people with his arms! He must be a crane driver!

Fuck mate you just knocked my beer off the table, you must be a crane driver

by Axelned November 22, 2011

pulse driver

This is a person that cannot maintain a steady pressure on the gas pedal in a car. Instead, they go on and off the accelerator repeatedly, causing a terrible experience for all passengers.

"No way, we're not driving with him. He's a pulse driver! It makes me nauseous!"

by Mill194 August 4, 2013

Christmas driver

a driver who only drives in the weeks leading up to Christmas. their car is parked and collects dust until next year, preserving the owner's useless driving skills.

They can be spotted amongst other Christmas driver's by:
- failing to indicate the intended direction of the vehicle to others
- failing to interpret traffic lights and signs
- failing to read the speed limit and apply the force required to the accelerator pedal
- failing to stay on the road
- failing to have been born with a brain

Yeah ok dickhead just cut me off! Fucking Christmas driver's man.

by burnoutchamp2003 January 3, 2015

bottle drive cocktail

The leftovers from bottles and cans mixed in the bag in which bottles are collected in bottle drives. 99% alcohol backwash

Ew look at all that bottle drive cocktail! Yuck!

by doof102 September 6, 2014

Ambulance Drive-by

When you have to pull over for that ambulance speeding past you

Guy 1: *driving*
Guy 2: Hey! Watch out, there's an ambulance drive-by comin up behind us!
Guy 1: Nonchalantly pulls over

by Aloushi May 7, 2015

mormon drive by

When a Mormon cums on all his wives faces in a row.

Did you hear Tim Mormon drive byed his wives?

by Swopx July 15, 2015