douche on the loose

A douche bag roaming free and unattached looking for his next victim.

Ansley finally broke up with her boyfriend. Now he's a douche on the loose.

douche on the loose by gasummer09 May 30, 2009

douche over 

when a female tries to make a dude look cool and ends up making him look like a douche.

Angela gave Jared a douche over and now I cannot stand that guy.

douche over by Spaz Out August 28, 2009

douche kit 

someone who has surpassed being a douche bag; no longer just the bag, but the entire kit.

He's such a douche kit, playing his girl like that.

douche kit by fucktreesiclimbbouysmotherfuck January 4, 2010

Douche Container 

a vessel in which you store you douche contents

Example: yo that person is such a Douche Container
example 2: your moms vagina

Douche Container by Yelsew T-Wreckya March 3, 2010

Douche-Trigger 

Something or Someone that makes a person act like a total asshole or douche-bag.

"Hey man, why does bill act so weird around christy?"
" Well, i heard that christy was his DOUCHE-TRIGGER, thats why i don't hang around them both at the same time.

Douche-Trigger by troppyiscool April 14, 2010

Douche Empress 

An extreme version of the term douche bag (a demeaning obscenity using reference to a tool women use during their period). It is a play off of the name "Douche Lord", usually referencing men. A Douche Empress is reserved for women and would reference that a person is beyond a douche bag- and requires a more demeaning term.

I can't stand that bitch we work with, she is such a Douche Empress.

Douche Empress by WestATLien April 21, 2010

Douche Gauntlet

The long pathway you must encounter in certain social setings that is chock full of douchebags who all have some sort of witty comment fueled by either liquid courage or the delight they find in eachother's company.

This is mainly experienced by younger, more attractive girls who have to walk past a crowd that is typically all males dressed very similarly, drinking the trendy drink of the week and being extra single and alone.

Kendra- "The worst part of being a cocktail waitress is having to run the Douche Gauntlet every time I pick up a round of drinks from the well."

Trina- "Oh, I know .. . . . try making your way to the bathroom past all of the ass hats"

Douche Gauntlet by KK Vegas August 2, 2010